-> "Lunch"
Original Song Title:
"Touch"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Lunch"
Parody Written by:
Maverick Marks
The Lyrics
LUNCH
[Talking]
Hee Hee
Hey
Are you getting hungry?
It's well past 12
What?
What do you mean you are going out with your friend?
Look
[Verse one]
We've known each other
For a week
Let's hit the street (c'mon lady)
It is your decision
Where to eat (Where to eat)
Just get off your feet
[Chorus]
Just ditch your friend
Let's go to lunch (lunch)
Just me and you
Let's go to lunch (lunch)
Let's grab fast food
It's time for lunch (lunch)
It's well past noon
Hurry, let's go to lunch (lunch)
[Talking]
I see you're deciding what you want
Let's hurry before the lines get too long
(wait)
Maybe you should order ahead
Let's go get fed [laughs]
[Verse two]
Avoid the beans
(Makes me gaseous)
(Toxic gases) It reeks.
Maybe Chinese
(Like the noodles)
But I dislike the tofuoooh
[Chorus]
Just ditch your friend
Let's go to lunch (lunch)
Just me and you
Let's go to lunch (lunch)
Let's grab fast food
It's time for lunch (lunch)
It's well past noon
Hurry, let's go to lunch (lunch)
[Talking]
When we go out
We can go in your car
I'm running low on fuel
You know that I'm playing
I'll even pay for your Happy Meal
To show I'm a gentleman
[Break]
Coke, Pepsi, Lemonade (Coke, Pepsi, Lemonade)
Burger, Pizza, Chinese Food (Burger, Pizza, Chinese food)
We better run, it's getting late (We better run, it's getting late)
Tell your friend I'm dating you (Tell your friendthat's right)
[Chorus]
Just ditch your friend
Let's go to lunch (lunch)
Just me and you
Let's go to lunch (lunch)
Let's grab fast food
It's time for lunch (lunch)
It's well past noon
Hurry, let's go to lunch (lunch)
[Talking]
Hey
So where do you want to go?
MacDonalds, NY Pizza, Panda Express
I know where you want to go baby
You want to go to Olive Garden to
shed a few pounds
What?
What did I say that was so wrong?
Now you won't even go to lunch with me
And who's this friend?
Marvin? The nerd boy
Crap
Just don't tell anybody about this situation
Please!
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