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Song Parodies -> "Why Are You Such A Slob?"

Original Song Title:

"Why Don't You Get A Job?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Why Are You Such A Slob?"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

I got a new roomate and he's driving me nuts
I hate him more every day
He leaves all his garbage laying right on the floor
How I wish he'd go away

He won't flush the toilet or clean up when he shaves
The bathroom is a pig stye
His boxers are hanging from the ceiling fan
You know this guy doesn't even try

Go away, go away, go way far away
Nah nah, why are you such a slob
Go away, go away, go way far away
Nah nah, why are you such a slob

I guess he's allergic to the vaccuum cleaner
He's never used a broom in his life
He smokes then he ashes on the new carpeting
How I'd hate to be his wife

Go away, go away, go way far away
Nah nah, why are you such a slob
Go away, go away, go way far away
Nah nah, why are you such a slob

Well I guess I should try to be a little more tolerable
But then I see his toenail clippings in the microwave

LEMME TELL YA BOUT HIS BEDROOM NOW

He farts in his room it curls the paint on the wall
His sheets have not been washed in a year
Half-eaten pizzas cover all of the floor
Some of them are alive, I fear

Go away, go away, go way far away
Nah nah, why are you such a slob
Go away, go away, go way far away
Nah nah, why are you such a slob

I can't stand it no more, get your stuff and get out
Nah nah, why are you such a slob
Go away, go away, go way far away
Nah nah, why are you such a slob

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