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Song Parodies -> "Why Don't You Shave Your Beard"

Original Song Title:

"Why Don't You Get A Job"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Why Don't You Shave Your Beard"

Parody Written by:

Michael Hutchison

The Lyrics

This is for everyone at George Heriot's School. especially DE FREITAS
Our school has a teacher
Man we hate that di**
We take the p*$$ out of him every day
The head says 'man we got to fire Davies
in the worst kind of way
he sits on his *$$
we works our hands to the bone
to give to him good test results
but he wants more dinero just to teach S2 math's
well Mr. Hector you got to say
I won't pay, I won't pay ya no way
nana why don't you shave your beard
say no way, say no way, no way
nana why don't you shave your beard
i guess his p*$$ teaching, well it isn't enough
to keep housewife and Sandicock here
i guess his p*$$ teaching, well it isn't enough
Cuz those guys got working brains
well I guess it ain't easy teachin' nothing at all oh yeah
but hey man new teachers don't come along every day

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