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Song Parodies -> "Want Your Dad"

Original Song Title:

"Want You Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Want Your Dad"

Parody Written by:

Katie Hunt

The Lyrics

The sequel to my Fountains Of Wayne parody entitled "Abbey's Dad". For all those that are worried, this is an on-going joke between my friend Abbey and I, about my alleged feelings for her dad, Les... oh, and Maximouse is a mutual friend...
If you could only read my mind
You would know the things I'm dreaming, at night
And now your legs are open wide
But Abbey, you're not what I'm needing, it's alright
You're no fun, 'cause you're too young
Didn't you read "Abbey's Dad"?

I confess, I need Les
I want your dad!
Big manbreasts, hairy chest
I want your dad, dad, dad, dad, dad!

Read my diary, you will find
Everything about him makes me, so wet
'Cause he's almost just like you
But he's balding and he's wrinkled - my best yet!
He's got a wheelchair, and such hot grey hair
But you're not the one for me

I confess, I need Les
I want your dad!
Higher trousers, than Maximouse's
I want your dad, dad, dad, dad, dad!

Dad!

Bad hearing (what!?)
I know his bladder con-trol's poor
Bus pass and those
False teeth - that's what I love him for!

Owww!

I confess, I need Les
I want your dad!
Old and senile, pae-do-phile
I want your dad!
I mean it, he's so fit!
I want your dad, dad, dad, dad, dad!

Dad, feeling so sex-mad!

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