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Song Parodies -> "Want You Fat"

Original Song Title:

"Want You Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Want You Fat"

Parody Written by:

C.C.

The Lyrics

This is a song about a guy who wants a fat lady.
If you could only read my mind,
You would know that things between us ain't right.
Although your arms are open wide,
You're a little on the slim side. I can't lie.

Your one sin,
Is you're too thin.
Come around now can't you see?

I want you built like Shamu,
I want you fat.

Cover me, smother me,
I want you to be fat.

If you could only read my mind,
You would know that I've been waiting for so long,
For someone almost just like you
But with cellulite, I'm waiting so come on!

Scarf down those French fries,
Start eating pork rinds.
Come around now can't you see?

I want you in a moo-moo,
I want you fat.

Gelatin, stretch-marked skin,
I want you fat.

Don't get me wrong,
I know your figure's really good,
But that's what's wrong,
I guess I just misunderstood.

I want you built like Shamu,
I want you fat.

Gelatin, stretch-marked skin,
I want you fat.

I mean it. I need it.
I want you fat.

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