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Song Parodies -> "The Worst Comb-over Ever"

Original Song Title:

"The Worst Hangover Ever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"The Worst Comb-over Ever"

Parody Written by:

Panic Pagoda

The Lyrics

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Bald man's seen, and no hair is beneath.
Gonna comb your hair,
So the baldness can't be seen.

Went to see my grandpa last week,
he was nice.
But then he took off his hat
and burned my eyes.

He's got the worst comb-over ever
He'll never go to Supercuts again
It looks so bad that I'm never gonna cut my hair again

And he thought the hairs made it invisible
I would have never thought it would look this miserable

He's got the worst comb-over ever
But he feels proud to remove his hat
It looked so bad that I'm never gonna comb again

Won't someone just kill me?
Looking at it is misery
I'll just pray to God
Poke my eyes out

Put on a hat please!
Put on a hat please!

Cover it please!
Cover it please!

He's got the worst comb-over ever
It's like the guy from The Critic again
Who says "it stinks!" I'm never gonna see again

I'll probably never visit again
I won't ask him to see it again
At least not til next weekend

I'm never gonna comb again

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Nancy - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Did you know there's a song called: "I've got the comb over blues". The song is on a recent album by comedic singer songwriter DENDEE. His speciality is good music and a lot of comedy lyrics. Two of his songs charted on an Australian comedy radio a while back. They were: THE POSER, and "IM A LIMEY REDNECK". You can check out his music at www.cdbaby.com/dendee & www.cdbaby.com/dendee2 and Tower Records .com His music is also available in digital download form at: Apple I-Tunes, Sony Connect, Music Match, Rhapsody, Napster and many more. I thought this information may interest you.

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