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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Fly(For a Jedi)"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly(For a White Guy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Fly(For a Jedi)"

Parody Written by:

TheLegendaryChosenOne

The Lyrics

Another song about being a Jedi.
All the guys say I'm pretty fly for a Jedi

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept

Verse1:
You know it's kind hard just to get along today.
The Dark Side is casing you and you ran out of batteries.
The ones in your lightsaber are just about to run out.
So you just use the force 'cause you're that kind of guy!

Chorus:
So you make it good
Make it real
You know you're cool 'cause you're a Jedi
So you give them the deal
And keep it real.
'cause you'll find a way.
Yeah you'll find way.
You use the Force across the universe.
And you got it goin' on with flannel
The world loves the Jedi now.
Hey, hey! Do that Jedi thing!

And all the guys say I'm pretty fly for a Jedi

Verse 2:
Everyone thinks you need a life.
They think you're wasting your time.
They should hate 'cause they can't even rhyme
You've got a lightsaber
You know some Jedi Mind Tricks
And if they don't like you
You can just give them the slip!

Chorus:

Verse 3:
You're not getting a tattoo
And you're not getting ink done.
You rather meditate than
Get the number thirty-one
You're friends don't understand
You're enemies were ate
By all the sand that you don't like to hate!

Chorus:
I'm a bored kid that makes song parodies about Star Wars. My
e-mail is TheLegendaryChosenOne@yahoo.com

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Michael Pacholek - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
This is the third parody on this site with this title. Overlooked this fact did you? Hmpf!

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