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Song Parodies -> "Pension"

Original Song Title:

"Session"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pension"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

I dont know when I got this old
I dont know how long my legs will hold
Every month, it's the same
To get my check and thats why I came

Older I grow, the more I get
You know my life never seems to end
But if one thing's good, I've learned this lesson
Back in the bank, for another goddamn
(Pension)
I'm still alive!
(Pension)
I'm sixty-five!
(Pension)
Keep coming back for pension and I dont know why
(Pension)
I'm still alive!
(Pension)
The money's free!
(Pension)
Just tell me why do pensions got a hold on, got a got a hold on me?

Some might say
I'm too cheap
I lived this old, they are just jealous I think
Either way, I cant complain
Monthly checks are good enough for me

Here I go, the bank again
My bank account it never seems to end
Know where I'll be? I'll make this confession
Back in the bank for another goddamn
(Pension)
I'm still alive!
(Pension)
I'm sixty-five!
(Pension)
Keep coming back for pension and I dont know why
(Pension)
I'm still alive!
(Pension)
The money's free!
(Pension)
Just tell me why do pensions got a hold on, got a got a hold on me?

(Chorus)

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