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Song Parodies -> "Luv Me"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me"

Original Performer:

Obie Trice / Eminem / 50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"Luv Me"

Parody Written by:

Wolveroses

The Lyrics

from the "8 Mile" soundtrack.
If you don't see me at work, it's because I now have a life

Now you know I'm still playin'
Still driving people insane
Still playing those same ol' games
Only 'cause I'm bored with nothing else
So why else would I talk to myself
And I never even cared about this business
I'm here to act and speak until yous feel this
You can't tell me what else I have to do
Thought I told you before, don't call me Matthew
'Cause that name I really can't stand
Yeah I said it before and I'll say it here, "I'm proud to be a man"
As soon as I doa sweep you tell me I missed a spot
It's whatever 'cause you should be use to this by now
But in the meantime, I just want to go home
Just give it up and leave it alone
It's that time now, half past close
Are you ready yet, or you gonna pick on those
And say who do you love

Chorus (x2):
You just gotta love me
for the rest of the time
It's like you always pick on me
now what is the time

There's a certain time when I speak
You know that it's me, jokes sound so unique
My stories are deep, I'm not the same on the public street
Don't try to understand, it's like a nightmare with good sleep
I quit, so right here I'm gonna sit
I know I pissed you off, put me on your list
I make the sandwiches so bad, it ain't even funny
No break I'm not hungry, just losing some money
Can't pay me enough to do the job right
It's dirty doo-doo, ,you just ain't crazy enough
To mess with me as a crew
My mind is dirty like dirt, this might hurt
I got nasty jokes to put you back to work
It's perverted, for my actions could get murdered
Assuming you could not take on what I say
You need to put me in my place, no
Yell to my face, no, what about my own medicine taste, yes
You gotta love me

Chorus

Man it's so crazy in this store they speaking my name
If it ain't about the girls that I played
it's about how I messed up the other day
If I was you, I love me too
I'm the new famous star
Ninety-nine, watch me floss in my car
I ain't gonna lie
I thought Kim was the best to work with
Come to find out she ain't nothing but a b*tch
People get on her nerves so easily
Watch me piss her off so she won't speak to me
I'm convinced man
Something is really wrong with these wives
I though I was hearing the truth when they turned into lies
I listen to no one, do my own thing
There's too much noise so my ears start to ring
My boy Ruben was determined not to be like me
Then he turned eighteen and ended up acting like me
My love helped Rainee to calm on down
Now she be jocking me all the time now

Chorus
MaizednBlue@aol.com

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