I get home, had a long day
Need a time to veg
Another time, another show
Another channel now
And you’re always on my screen

The Practice, on tonight
Rescue 9-1-1
Star Trek on in High-Def?
There’s more I need
But you’re always on my screen

But shows suck without ya
Yeah, no good without you
Get… a… life….

How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
From his first time to Priceline, he’s much fatter
I always turn the t.v. on
From Wrath of Khan and beyond he’s the actor
That should retire but he won’t – he’s Bill Shatner
I always turn my t.v. on

I had no idea that your films
Would last all night long
Rent them out, seen them all
Even Incubus
And Osmosis Jones

But flicks stink without ya
Yeah, no good without you
Den…ny…. Crane

How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
On the Match Game, star of fame, critics scatter
I always turn the t.v. on
Final Frontier I do fear he’s the actor
That shouldn’t write or direct – he’s Bill Shatner
I always turn my t.v. on

Oohhh……
Beam me up, beam me up, Scotty
Beam me up, beam me up, now
NOW!

How many shows must I watch with Bill Shatner?
Like a possum, a blossomed, over actor
I always turn the t.v. on
The cameos, legend grows, Muppets Tonight
From Space Cadets, Iron Chef, it’s my delight
I always turn the t.v. on

How many shows can I watch with Bill Shatner?
Never enough, he’s so tough, fav’rite actor
I always turn my t.v. on

Don’t wanna turn that t.v. on
I gotta throw this thing away