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Song Parodies -> "Don't Know Why the Magic Stunk"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Know Why"

Original Performer:

Norah Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Know Why the Magic Stunk"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

Maybe it was because Grant Hill couldn't play (again), or maybe it was because Tracy McGrady quit on them. Whatever the reason, the Orlando Magic are the biggest underachievers in NBA history, losing 60-plus games in 2003-04, a number they could've easily won. (At least, the fans are glad the season's over now.)
I saw the season crashing down
Don't know why the Magic stunk
Orlando was a sorry town
Don't know why the Magic stunk, I
Don't know why the Magic stunk

When they signed McGrady, I thought they did create a beast
That would beat weaker foes, but they stumbled in the East

McGrady's drinking wine, cause that year's on his mind forever

He could've led the team, helped them any way he could
And make the fans forget they knew Shaq had gone to Hollywood

McGrady's drinking wine, cause that year's on his mind forever

Orlando broke my heart, don't know why the Magic stunk, I
Am surprised they fell apart, don't know why the Magic stunk, I
Don't know why the Magic stunk, I-I-I don't know why the Magic stunk

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Ethan Mawyer - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
2 words : Grant Hill
MrMacphisto - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't follow sports much, but the lyrics were pretty funny...
Jonathan C. - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Two more words: John Gabriel.

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