I never thought of lying
Back then I had a brain
Never thought about cheating da Aussie public at all
Toops in iraq,
Logging tassies forests,
Stuffing motorways
And selling Telstra
YES

Why point out all the bad things when I did some good,
But I did nothing that do one else could
No one gives 'bout poisons in the air
Let's bomb Iraq cuz I don't care
I want more money, I like mass murder
Voting for me means America's our herder

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That's the way to go Aussie public
That's the way to go Aussie public
That's the way to go Aussie public
That's the way to go Aussie public

I was so prepared, no-one even guessed
How I fixed the election, now let's get depressed
I can re-start increasing uni fees
Now it's time to go log protected trees
I faked that I had control on interest rates
Now that people know, I'm the one they hate

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But next election, I can lie again
People will vote for me cuz they're round the bend
I see no world peace, I'm planning the assault
Just have to make sure I say it's labors fault!
Now I can belive what an absolute success
Time to liaise with bus, now he's impressed

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I wanna banish refugees cuz I'm racist
Or support globalisation spend gov money on a Mcfacelift
I really wanna stuff up Australia
Better do it now rather than later.