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Song Parodies -> "That's No Way To Go Aussie Public"

Original Song Title:

"Franco Un-American"

Original Performer:

NOFX

Parody Song Title:

"That's No Way To Go Aussie Public"

Parody Written by:

smeagolsarrived

The Lyrics

Hey, i was seriously depressed after the Australian Fedral Election 2004 I decided to update FRANCO UN-AMERICAN after seeing this cool site. This song is dedicated to any one who has, will, and does hate right-wing politics or anything concerned with Bush/Howard. Give 'em a big one from me thanks mate.
I never thought of lying
Back then I had a brain
Never thought about cheating da Aussie public at all
Toops in iraq,
Logging tassies forests,
Stuffing motorways
And selling Telstra
YES

Why point out all the bad things when I did some good,
But I did nothing that do one else could
No one gives 'bout poisons in the air
Let's bomb Iraq cuz I don't care
I want more money, I like mass murder
Voting for me means America's our herder

Chorus:
That's the way to go Aussie public
That's the way to go Aussie public
That's the way to go Aussie public
That's the way to go Aussie public

I was so prepared, no-one even guessed
How I fixed the election, now let's get depressed
I can re-start increasing uni fees
Now it's time to go log protected trees
I faked that I had control on interest rates
Now that people know, I'm the one they hate

Chorus

But next election, I can lie again
People will vote for me cuz they're round the bend
I see no world peace, I'm planning the assault
Just have to make sure I say it's labors fault!
Now I can belive what an absolute success
Time to liaise with bus, now he's impressed

Chorus

I wanna banish refugees cuz I'm racist
Or support globalisation spend gov money on a Mcfacelift
I really wanna stuff up Australia
Better do it now rather than later.

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Chubby Slob - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, i fully reackon....it rules dude, it rules world and kicks butt!!!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
A satirical 3-point swish here! Awesome for a first parody effort.

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