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Song Parodies -> "That's No Way To Go Aussie Public"

Original Song Title:

"Franco Un-American"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"That's No Way To Go Aussie Public"

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The Lyrics

Hey, i was seriously depressed after the Australian Fedral Election 2004 I decided to update FRANCO UN-AMERICAN after seeing this cool site. This song is dedicated to any one who has, will, and does hate right-wing politics or anything concerned with Bush/Howard. Give 'em a big one from me thanks mate.
I never thought of lying
Back then I had a brain
Never thought about cheating da Aussie public at all
Toops in iraq,
Logging tassies forests,
Stuffing motorways
And selling Telstra

Why point out all the bad things when I did some good,
But I did nothing that do one else could
No one gives 'bout poisons in the air
Let's bomb Iraq cuz I don't care
I want more money, I like mass murder
Voting for me means America's our herder

That's the way to go Aussie public
That's the way to go Aussie public
That's the way to go Aussie public
That's the way to go Aussie public

I was so prepared, no-one even guessed
How I fixed the election, now let's get depressed
I can re-start increasing uni fees
Now it's time to go log protected trees
I faked that I had control on interest rates
Now that people know, I'm the one they hate


But next election, I can lie again
People will vote for me cuz they're round the bend
I see no world peace, I'm planning the assault
Just have to make sure I say it's labors fault!
Now I can belive what an absolute success
Time to liaise with bus, now he's impressed


I wanna banish refugees cuz I'm racist
Or support globalisation spend gov money on a Mcfacelift
I really wanna stuff up Australia
Better do it now rather than later.

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Chubby Slob - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, i fully rules dude, it rules world and kicks butt!!!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
A satirical 3-point swish here! Awesome for a first parody effort.

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