Lost in a sea of terror threats, flush the service with no regrets
When did airlines become unsafe, now the "airline food" became a joke
The kids who used to live for nuts and pretzels don't get coffee or coke
Calling them stewardesses ain't allowed, in fact let's keep fun levels down

Must eliminate their chicken and steak

When do we put flotation under seats, not parachutes right at out feet?
They we could leave crashes in crawls, take cameras out of bathroom stalls
We make sure only bad movies play, and we wish the pricey headsets would go away
Sweet, overpriced first-class flight

When did air travel become unsafe
I know it wasn't Delta or Jet Blue, who put up the long delays
Like I wait for 6 hours, somehow we got messed up and apart

I hate conflict And this dissent, I don't want security to represent
Our annoyance at authority, they search shoes of every baby
Stop searching old ladies and babies, you may have missed a real terrorist, maybe?
"All this scanning is really lame" I think at the baggage claim
When did flight attendants become so mean, these stewardesses are not so lean
We want our flights without any thugs, they wrecked our bags they thought were drugs
There is some violent apathy, these have all the power of cheese