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Song Parodies -> "GTE Song"

Original Song Title:

"JCB Song"

Original Performer:

Nizlopi

Parody Song Title:

"GTE Song"

Parody Written by:

Dave

The Lyrics

I was drunk and I wrote this.......
Well I'm out stealing this GTE,
I'm 12 years old and my Dad's,
A complete unknown to me.
My teachers try to get me to do home work,
But I'd rather drive this Nova,
Like a little jerk.
My Dad disappeared before I was one day,
He's probably hiding from the DSS today,
I don't care because I think of my Julie's behind,
But my Mum wants payback like he's just been fined.

And my Julie has a top ass
Ohh Ohh
Me and Julie having a top laugh
Oh Ohh Ohhh
She said she liked what was in my lunch box
A twix, a jammie dodger and 2 oreos
I'm glad I'm not doing my homework with my mate Ross
My Julie is teaching me things that are so cool
Oh ohhhhhh

Driving like an ass,
We over take the mortals giving the finger as we pass.
I got some coke from a bloke with size 12 riggers,
We take some and bounce around like tiggers.
Then I thought I'd buy a pair of prescription specs,
Because Julie said she likes Peter Andres pecs.
I told all my mates,
who think she's gone crackers,
But they are on the PC..........all of them wannabe hackers

And my Julie has a top ass
Ohh Ohh
Me and Julie having a top laugh
Oh Ohh Ohhh
She said she liked what was in my lunch box
A twix, a jammie dodger and 2 oreos
I'm glad I'm not doing my homework with my mate Ross
My Julie is teaching me things that are so cool
Oh ohhhhhh

And my Julie has a top ass
Ohh Ohh
Me and Julie having a top laugh
Oh Ohh Ohhh
She said she liked what was in my lunch box
A twix, a jammie dodger and 2 oreos
I'm glad I'm not doing my homework with my mate Ross
My Julie is teaching me things that are so cool
Oh ohhhhhh

So I'm Gav I'm a Chav in a GTE,
I lost my Virginity at the age of 3.
I'm Gav and my family drive me round the tree,
Even my Gran who's only 43.
I'm Gav I'm a Chav in Burberry,
I'm only happy with a Maccy D.
I'm Gav, I just dumped this GTE,
I just hope it won't be found-

And my Julie has a top ass
Ohh Ohh
Me and Julie having a top laugh
Oh Ohh Ohhh
She said she liked what was in my lunch box
A twix, a jammie dodger and 2 oreos
I'm glad I'm not doing my homework with my mate Ross
My Julie is teaching me things that are so cool
Oh ohhhhhh

Said I'm Gav I just burnt out this GTE,
which doesn't bother me.
Said I'm Gav I'm a Chav in Burberry,
Julie said she has an announcement for me.
Said I'm Gav and Julie made me happy,
I've just found out I'm going to be a Dad of 3.
So I'm going out tonight at 23:20,
and I'm going to get a Volvo 240 GLT.
Please mail me your comments: International_6r4@yahoo.co.uk

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