So I'm sitting in this Amblience*,
The siren keeps on blairing and it's making me all tense,
There's a sick man lying right beside me
I think he's gonna vomit and he's already done a wee...

I'm only 5 years old
I've seen three dead bodies today, all wrinkly and cold
And my Dad said 'just put your hand there'
I got blood all up my arm and it gave me quite a scare.

And we're speeding through a red light, ooooh
I think this guy's gonna die, ooooh no...
Sitting on the stool box, whoa
I wish I was in school boss
I wish I was in school...

And we pullover to restart this guys heart
And he's bouncing up and down like a run away mine cart
I don't think that he's gonna live
Just like the last one, and the one before him.

I want to be a doctor from casualty
And I could save the sick guy lying right beside me
but my Dad is the best you can get
like superman but with NHS upon his chest

And we're speeding through a red light, ooooh
I think this guy's gonna die, ooooh no...
Sitting on the stool box, whoa
I wish I was in school boss
I wish I was in school...

I'm Rob I'm 5 and my Dad's Superman, drives me around with lights and a siren.