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Song Parodies -> "The Ambulance Song"

Original Song Title:

"The JCB song"

Original Performer:

Nizlopi

Parody Song Title:

"The Ambulance Song"

Parody Written by:

Bobbikk Simmons

The Lyrics

My dad really does drive an ambulance...
So I'm sitting in this Amblience*,
The siren keeps on blairing and it's making me all tense,
There's a sick man lying right beside me
I think he's gonna vomit and he's already done a wee...

I'm only 5 years old
I've seen three dead bodies today, all wrinkly and cold
And my Dad said 'just put your hand there'
I got blood all up my arm and it gave me quite a scare.

And we're speeding through a red light, ooooh
I think this guy's gonna die, ooooh no...
Sitting on the stool box, whoa
I wish I was in school boss
I wish I was in school...

And we pullover to restart this guys heart
And he's bouncing up and down like a run away mine cart
I don't think that he's gonna live
Just like the last one, and the one before him.

I want to be a doctor from casualty
And I could save the sick guy lying right beside me
but my Dad is the best you can get
like superman but with NHS upon his chest

And we're speeding through a red light, ooooh
I think this guy's gonna die, ooooh no...
Sitting on the stool box, whoa
I wish I was in school boss
I wish I was in school...

I'm Rob I'm 5 and my Dad's Superman, drives me around with lights and a siren.
*When I was 5, I used to say 'amblience' instead of ambulance, along with 'lellow' instead of yellow.

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shannon - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
thats funny because i used 2 say lellow instead of yellow also sly instead of fly

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