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Song Parodies -> "JJB Song"

Original Song Title:

"JCB Song"

Original Performer:

Nizlopi

Parody Song Title:

"JJB Song"

Parody Written by:

Liznopi

The Lyrics

About my favourite shop - JJB Sports!
Well, I'm goin' down to JJB.
I'm 5 years old and my shoes are old, so I'll buy some more.
And the prices are totally cheap like berserk
And we're singin, 'Don't forget your football if you want a match at home!'

And I have just had a bloody hard day
To relax I'm going to my favourite store
And the procession of cars stuck behind
are gettin all impatient and angry, but we dont mind.

An' we're holdin up the bypass
oh
Drivin' down to JJB Sports
oh woah

Only to go to a sports shop
oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school-bop
So glad I'm not in school

Oh no...

And go and buy 10 basketballs
And one football, to use on the summer green grass
And I like it down here in our big yellow sports shop
Like a cheapo shop, or a pound shop, but maybe even bigger

And I wanna buy loads of top badminton sets!
And and have a game with the bullies and the teachers and their pets and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's David Beckham
Only he popped down to JJB and got a cheap pair of balls

And We're holdin up the bypass
Weh Oh
Just to go down to the old sports shop
Weh Oh weh oh

Goin' to the sports shop
Weh Oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school-bop
So glad I'm not in school

And we're holdin up the bypass
Weh Oh

Just to go down to my top shop
Weh Oh
I'm goin' to the sports shop
Weh Oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school-bop
So glad I'm not in school

Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round

And we're holdin' up the bypass
Weh Oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh
And I'm sittin on the toolbox
oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss
So glad I'm not in school

I said

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad takes me. He takes me down to JJB. I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad takes me. He takes me down to....

Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's takes me. He takes me down to JJB.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad takes me. He takes me down to JJB.

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