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Song Parodies -> "Hard-Plated Stocks"

Original Song Title:

"Heart-Shaped Box"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Hard-Plated Stocks"

Parody Written by:

theloevNERD

The Lyrics

This was tough.. not a lot rhymed and made sense.. oh well..
Hard-Plated Stocks
Parody of Heart-Shaped Box by Nirvana

She eyes me, my reeses when I am neat
I've been stocked inside your Hard-Plated stocks for weeks
I've been drawn into pour peanut chip scraps
I wish I could eat your choclate rancid when you turn black

Hey! Wait!
I've got a new saint!
Forever in debt to your priceless entice
Hey! Wait!
I've got a new saint!
Forever in debt to your priceless entice
Hey! Wait!
I've got a new saint!
Forever in debt to your priceless entice
Your entice!
Your entice!

Meat-fleeing starbursts forgive no rollo just yet
Cut myself on reeses ripple and rollo's depth
Broken wrapper of your goodness I'm left cracked
Throw down your chocolate ooze so I can eat and snack

Hey! Wait!
I've got a new saint
Forever in debt to your priceless entice
Hey! Wait!
I've got a new saint
Forever in debt to your priceless entice
Hey! Wait!
I've got a new saint
Forever in debt to your priceless entice

Your entice (x3)

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.8

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Agrimorfee - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I see what you were trying to do with this, but as a whole it lacks something. I liked the surreal verses, but I think something else could have been done with the choruses.Maybe a different title would help, too.

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