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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like Dog Shit"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like Dog Shit"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

What is that smell, all around
Its toxic fumes that can't be found
I need a plug, cause it reaks
Dog plopped it down from both of his cheeks
Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no
Oh no oh no on no

Now you smell it, and its reaking
Need a shovel, gotta sweep it
Plug your nose and, just forget it
The dogs friendly, why not pet it

Dog has the runs, in the yard
Its pretty bad he pushed real hard
I can't take this, the dogs a jerk
Lets get True Green to do some work
Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no
Oh no oh no on no

Now you smell it, and its reaking
Need a shovel, gotta sweep it
Plug your nose and, just forget it
The dogs friendly, why not pet it

Now its all gone, its time for peace
Lets lock the dog and throw out the key
My grass is green, and now you know
That our dog shits in 25 rows
Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no
Oh no oh no on no

Now you smell it, and its reaking
Need a shovel, gotta sweep it
Plug your nose and, just forget it
The dogs friendly, why not pet it

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 39

Voting Breakdown

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 6
 
 2   1
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aoid - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, this one was really good...NOT! Besides, I'm surprised this one got past the Amiright censors despite the use of a cuss word.
Kristof Robertson - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Break it up, you two! Not awful, but OK...444
John Barry - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm giving you 5s because the title made me laugh my ass off.
Stuart McArthur - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I have to give it 5s too! It's got great pacing and it's funny (well I think it is) and a good song to parody
MrMacphisto - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL... hey.. 5's for sheer hilarity... although I would've given you 5's just for pissing off aoid anyway...
Mikey Boy - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, thanks thank, this is officially my best parody, its the only one that i actually have 10 ratings with. I hope I can get more cuz that would be awesome.
Dubie - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Not enough cusses, throw a few more in there next time. this is your best though
aoid - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Well if there's cussing then it should be on Whatfreaks.
dioa - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
i like this parody too
Phil Alexander - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
To be a little pedantic, there's no cussing or swearing in this one at all: using the word "shit" to describe shit is not in any way shape or form an expletive - it's the right word for the job (so to speak ;-) )
Mikey Boy - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I only say shit one time in the song and thats not considered alot at all. Ive seen some songs that say f**k about 10 times on here.
Not Aoid, but an Anonymous person - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thats probably because the censors failed to catch it. I thought we couldn't swear on this site, that it had to be done on Whatfreaks. Chucky, do you have anything to say about this?
Mikey Boy - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
omg its one little swear and now noone will shut up about it. u guy that r complaining r acting like uve never read a swear word in ur life.
Agrimorfee - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
My take is that all words are usable within reason. This one was reasonable, but anyway 434.
Mikey Boy - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you
Billy Hoyo - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah this parody stinks. I hate it. Straight ones for such awful language. (Sure Happy It's Thursday) is indeed a profane word that should be forbidden on this site. By the way, I bet "Poop lovin' 'Good Twin'" and "dioa" are the same person.
2LD4U - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
LET'S TAKE A LICK OF DOOOODY!
Mr. Kritik - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
But some words are way too offensive and should not be used. The Fertilizer word is forbidden; Chuck will take down any comment or parody that uses that word uncensored.

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