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Song Parodies -> "Please Leave The Bar"

Original Song Title:

"Come As You Are"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Please Leave The Bar"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio & Ghetto John

The Lyrics

"Alright, this is how I see this, the first verse is the bartender speaking or something (thats why its in quotes), then in your verse, I dont know, i guess its got to be like him getting thrown out of something, or the manager speaking again, I dont know...the third verse, mine, is him thrown outside, into the mud and the rain (and it shifts to first person), he also says that he has to pee (probably from drinking all the beers and all..this should open the reader into the mind of the bar patron as he is now sitting in mud, cant go back into the bar, is drunk and now has to pee. lol.....maybe we should put this in the intro because its making me laugh might be funnyier than the parody..the state of mind of the patron..hahaha)..the next verse is just rubbish lol....there you go"~ Billy Florio. Ha lol, ok enjoy the parody peace--- Billy Florio & Ghetto John.
[Billy Florio]
"Please leave the bar,
time to close,
time to be on your way.
now get out, now get out,
At this time you cant stay"

[Ghetto John]
whats the time?
what is up?
It cant be 2
cuz its 8
8 a-m
oh my God
Got a bad

Memoria (x4)

[Billy Florio]
kicked in the mud
Soaked in rain
Not where I want to be
out the door, on the floor
I really...

need to pee-a(x4)

[Ghetto John]
And I swear that I must drain my gun
that I must drain my gun
yeah I must drain my gun.

need to pee-a (x4)

[Billy Florio]
Now I'm out of the bar
And i know I'm thrown out of the bar
Im thrown out of the bar
I'm thrown out of the bar
I'm thrown out of the bar
I'm thrown out of the bar

need to pee-a (x2)
Rest In Peace---Monaco Chris.

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Billy Florio - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
You actully put that as the intro..I cant believe it! lol.......
Claude Prez - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, the "need to pee-a" made me laugh too. Well done.
Ghetto John - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Of course. lol...i had to put that as the intro jus cus it cracked me up.
chazster - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
now that is funny. and you guys stuck to the pacing of the song well - very good. I'm still laughing man.

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