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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like Xmas Spirit"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like Xmas Spirit"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Dyke & The Cinnamon Cowboys

The Lyrics

Im Santa Claus
I give out toys each Christmas Eve
To girls and boys
But now Im through
Cuz Santa knows his that his job sucks
In fact it blows, it blows, it blows

All the children
Every nation
I cant meet their expectations
All the deadlines
All the chimneys
I dont fit cuz
Im not skinny
All the kids say,
Come and please us,
I should tell them
Go ask Jesus

I may convert
Become a Jew
Miami Beach is where Ill move
Escape the pole and get some sun
Just tell the kids that Santas done
Shalom, Shalom, Shalom

Every nation
I cant meet their expectations
All the deadlines
All the chimneys
I dont fit cuz
Im not skinny
All the kids say,
Come and please us,
I should tell them
Go ask Jesus

Ask Mrs. Claus
Ive lost my touch
These reindeer games
Are just too much
This Christmas Eve
Ill have to pass
Cuz Santas tired of busting ass
Ho-ho, Ho-ho, Ho-ho

Every nation
I cant meet their expectations
All the deadlines
All the chimneys
I dont fit cuz
Im not skinny
All the kids say,
Come and please us,
I should tell them
Go ask Jesus
I retire! I retire! I retire!
http://www.mp3.com/drdyke

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Overall Rating: 3.8

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JIMMY ILGWOM NAZRAT - July 27, 2009 - Report this comment
I've got this one in my iTunes song list, I think it is extremely funny! A triple fiver from me Dr. Dyke & Cowboys!!! :-)

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