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Song Parodies -> "Territorial Dyings"

Original Song Title:

"Territorial Pissings"

Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Territorial Dyings"

Parody Written by:

Leo 2

The Lyrics

Come on reapers now
Sneer upon your brothers
Everybody get together
Let's try to kill one another
Right now

They call me an alien
Why can't they just call me "Grim"

Gotta find a way, a better way, with all the dead
Gotta find a way, a better way, to cut their head

Others don't like to give spoons
They always give harpoons

Gotta find a way, a better way, out of bed
Gotta find a way, a better way, their blood is red
Gotta find a way, a better way, Choke on lead
Gotta find a way, a better way, so depressed

When people have nothing to say
I enjoy taking them away

Gotta find a way, a better way, the newlywed
Gotta find a way, a better way, to ruin Ned
Gotta find a way, a better way, to take a med
Gotta find a way, a better way, it's all been said
Gotta find a way, a better way, what rhymes with ed
Gotta find a way, a better way, i'll kick your #ss
Gotta find a way, a better way, i'm serious
Gotta find a way, a better way, better way, better

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Leo 2 - January 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm the dude who wrote this. I put it in the wrong decade so if you noticed, so did I. Sorry
who cares what my name is - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah I noticed it. But it's really no biggie.

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