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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like Xmas Spirit"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like Xmas Spirit"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Dyke

The Lyrics

Smells Like Xmas Spirit

I'm Santa Claus
I give out toys each Christmas Eve
To girls and boys
But now I'm through
Cuz Santa knows his that his job sucks
In fact it blows, it blows, it blows

All the children
Every nation
I can't meet their expectations
All the deadlines
All the chimneys
I don't fit cuz
I'm not skinny
All the kids say,
"Come and please us,"
I should tell them
Go ask Jesus

I may convert
Become a Jew
Miami Beach is where I'll move
Escape the pole and get some sun
Just tell the kids that Santa's done
Shalom, Shalom, Shalom

Every nation
I can't meet their expectations
All the deadlines
All the chimneys
I don't fit cuz
I'm not skinny
All the kids say,
"Come and please us,"
I should tell them
Go ask Jesus

Ask Mrs. Claus
I've lost my touch
These reindeer games
Are just too much
This Christmas Eve
I'll have to pass
Cuz Santa's tired of busting ass
Ho-ho, Ho-ho, Ho-ho

Every nation
I can't meet their expectations
All the deadlines
All the chimneys
I don't fit cuz
I'm not skinny
All the kids say,
"Come and please us,"
I should tell them
Go ask Jesus
I retire! I retire! I retire!


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