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Song Parodies -> "Bologna"

Original Song Title:

"Only"

Original Performer:

Nine Inch Nails

Parody Song Title:

"Bologna"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

Bologna & Tofu are far from identical, but that doesnt mean we should neglect the purpose of what this parody states(especially to people who DO believe in such thing)
I'm now getting tired and sick, off all these pricks
Never enough, just to tell them stuff that aint really
complex
Driving me into the abstract of times I want to murder them
Sometimes I think I can but wont murder them
SOMETIMES I think I can but wont murder them
(Sometimes I just want to murder them)

Lets think now,about the difference between cows
And pigs that is
But it doesnt really matter to you all
No it doesnt really matter, after all
All of this, is but nothing overall

Yes, I explained
Then agian, or more than once
Far back as I could tell
I think maybe its because, you just were never listening
To begin with

I'll just have to tell you one more time
And I just have to tell you one more time
I'll just have to tell you one more time
Cause I am sure that this is the last time

To Explain, what you're eating:

IT AINT TOFU, IT'S BOLOGNA
IT AINT TOFU, IT'S BOLOGNA
IT AINT F**KING TOFU! IT'S BOLOGNA
IT AINT F**KING TOFU! IT'S BOLOGNA
Bologna
Bologna
Bologna
Bologna

Are you felling yet surprised?(from your eyes)
Beans turned out to be just ham
All that matters is you knowin' that
so please just leave, or scram!

I can see it know!
you realized it was ham
Or is it a doorway leading to humiliation
you went through?

No one,to tell this stuff to stupid guys but me
since they have never heard all this, or even seen
though now I know why now, and now I know why
Their heads are roomy, on the inside

IT AINT TOFU, IT'S BOLOGNA
IT AINT TOFU, IT'S BOLOGNA
IT AINT F**KING TOFU! IT'S BOLOGNA
IT AINT F**KING TOFU! IT'S BOLOGNA
Bologna
Bologna
Bologna
Bologna

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