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Song Parodies -> "The Ham With Seeds"

Original Song Title:

"The Hand That Feeds"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nine Inch Nails

Parody Song Title:

"The Ham With Seeds"

Parody Written by:

Darien and Hermin

The Lyrics

this is based on a true story the guy is named bob.
You're eatin your ham
tastes like wine
Got your pan held high cuz it smells just fine
Cuz you eat
What your told
But inside your ham there are seeds that are always cold

Just how deep do you beleive
Will you bite the ham with seeds
Will chew untill it seems
You can get up off your knees
Your not smart enough to see
You deserve a refund

You know Burger King
Is the best
The chicken is better than all of the rest
They have great
Chocolate shakes
Yum yum yum yum in my tum tum tum tum tum

Just how deep do you beleive
Will you bite the ham with seeds
Will chew untill it seems
You can get up off your knees
Your not smart enough to see
You deserve a refund

Ate his ham
To keep holding to what I want to believe
Then he died
But I keep holding on and on and on and on

Will you fight the ham that killed him
Will you stay down on your knees(X8)
tear tear :'(
for real lyrics go on http://nine-inch-nails.lyrics-songs.com/lyrics/127965/

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Joey - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
this song is so funny lol hahaha
maddywoo - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
This is funny! great great job!
the flying fish - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
wow, i dont even know what that was or what it was talking about... but it was sexy. sexy beyond words. good song
Fred - November 23, 2006 - Report this comment
This is the best song on the website!
Packersfan - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
funny i feel bad for bob, look at the begining of the song to see what i mean
Gman - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Ham with seeds? Sounds like a mutated ham to me..........LMAO...funny song tho
Agrimorfee - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Maybe they are talking about capers, that annoying spice that is a favorite of FoodNetwork aficinadoes?

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