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Song Parodies -> "Poop"

Original Song Title:

"Hurt"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nine Inch Nails

Parody Song Title:

"Poop"

Parody Written by:

Bob Anderson

The Lyrics

i pooped myself today
to see how it would feel
i focus on the stink
the only thing that's real
the odor stings my nose
the old familiar stink
try to lysol it away
can't even use the sink

what have i become?
my sour friend
everything i eat
comes out in the end
you could smell it all
my pants full of dirt
i will fart you out
your nose will hurt

i wear these pants of poo
upon my stinky butt
full of smelly things
i cannot describe
beneath the stain of poop
the feeling reappears
you are smelling shit
i am still right here

what have i become?
my oderous friend
everything i eat
comes out in the end
you could smell it all
my pants full of crap
i will let you smell
you won't know where you're at

if i should poop again
you should run away
i would stink myself
you should run away


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Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 1.4
Overall Rating: 1.5

Total Votes: 8

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Peter Andersson - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Crappy subject, but the pacing shows some talent here and there, I can tell without even bother to go after my misplaced CD, because you seem to have left just enough (or maybe just a tad too much) of the original lyrics in. 4-1-2, but choose a better subject next time, please!
Agrimorfee - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody stinks.
Red Ant - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I hate to pile it on here but this is not an example of a funny poop parody. I'll be a little more generous than the others though. 422
neither "mr critic" nor "aoid" - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Imho, there is no such thing as a funny poop parody.
Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
When will people Mature? 111

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