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Song Parodies -> "Story of a Squirrel"

Original Song Title:

"Absolutely (Story of a Girl)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nine Days

Parody Song Title:

"Story of a Squirrel"

Parody Written by:

Tristessa Baggins

The Lyrics

EXPLANATION: I've submitted this song before but under a different scren name and I just want to get my name on that authors list. Well, enjoy and please leave a comment!
this is the story of a squirrel
who wanted to take over the world
and while it looks so cute and fuzzy now
please back away slowly-- cause it bites

how many days in that year
the townspeople woke up just screaming in fear
those squirrles just won't disappear
with squirrels on the rampage it's such a big deal
as long as you're still running
wearing the holes in the soles of your shoes
why don't you face it, you're doomed
you better give up now, their gonna get you

the squirrles multiplied even more the next day
it's impossible to scare any of them away
and the frightened reporters have run out of things to say

this is the story of a squirrel
who wanted to take over the world
and while it looks so cute and furry now
please back away slowly- cause it bites

it's no wonder that nobody stayed
to put up with this every day and all day
how did we wind up this way
always watching our backs for those dictator squirrels
as long as you're still running
wearing the holes in the soles of your shoes
now the whole nation is doomed
you'd better give up now, they're gonna get you
the squirrels multiplied even more the next day
it's impossible to scare any of them away
and the frightened reporters have run out of things to say

this is the story of a squirrel
who wanted to take over the world
and while it looks so cte and furry now
please back away slowly- cause it bites

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 27

Voting Breakdown

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Killer squirrels kick ass! I would give this a vote, but i DKTOS. Sounds good, though!
Tristessa Baggins - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dumb Ass Kid but-- aagh what does "DKTOS" mean!?! I am so clueless!
Alyssa - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Is this a true story? If it is, we're all in great danger! ... And the parody wasn't too bad. well done
Tridtessa Baggins - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh I get it now!! It means " I don't know the original song" ! oh okay
melissa - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
this is definatley the best parodie on this site! i've found a ton of crap ones, but this is awesome
squirrelmaster - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
THAT's AWESOME!!!! this is my new theme SONG!!!1
alyson - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
kool. my mind now thinks in a totally new lite cuz of how squirrels want world domination. wateva....
sh_r_ky - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
i think its kool you rock i wouldnt even be able to make half of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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