this is the story of a squirrel
who wanted to take over the world
and while it looks so cute and fuzzy now
please back away slowly-- cause it bites

how many days in that year
the townspeople woke up just screaming in fear
those squirrles just won't disappear
with squirrels on the rampage it's such a big deal
as long as you're still running
wearing the holes in the soles of your shoes
why don't you face it, you're doomed
you better give up now, their gonna get you

the squirrles multiplied even more the next day
it's impossible to scare any of them away
and the frightened reporters have run out of things to say

this is the story of a squirrel
who wanted to take over the world
and while it looks so cute and furry now
please back away slowly- cause it bites

it's no wonder that nobody stayed
to put up with this every day and all day
how did we wind up this way
always watching our backs for those dictator squirrels
as long as you're still running
wearing the holes in the soles of your shoes
now the whole nation is doomed
you'd better give up now, they're gonna get you
the squirrels multiplied even more the next day
it's impossible to scare any of them away
and the frightened reporters have run out of things to say

this is the story of a squirrel
who wanted to take over the world
and while it looks so cte and furry now
please back away slowly- cause it bites