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Song Parodies -> "Story of a Squirrel"

Original Song Title:

"Absolutely(Story of a Girl)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nine Days

Parody Song Title:

"Story of a Squirrel"

Parody Written by:

FawltyTowers addict

The Lyrics

this is the story of a squirrel
who wanted to take over the world
though it may look so cute and furry now
please back away slowly--
'cause it bites

how many days in that year
the townspeople woke up to screaming and tears
everyone felt insecure
with squirrels on the rampage it's such a big deal
as long as you keep on running
wearing the holes in the soles of your shoes
those squirrels just won't disappear
you'd better give up now, they're gonna get you

the squirrels multiplied even more the next day
it's impossible to scare any away
the frightened reporters have run out of things to say

this is the story of a squirrel
who wanted to take over the world
and though it looks so cute and furry now
please back away slowly--
cause it bites

how many people say
i can't put up with this ev-ery-day
how did we wind up this way
watching our back for rampaging squirrels
as long as your still running
wearing the holes in the soles of your shoes
those squirrels just won't disappear
you'd better give up now, they're coming for you

the squirrels multiplied even more the next day
it's impossible to scare any of them away
the frightened reporters have run out of things to say

this is the story of a squirrel
who wanted to take over the world
and though it looks so cute and furry now
please back away slowly--
cause it bites

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Pacing: 4.4
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Your Worst Nightmare - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
You totally stole my song, "Attack of the Squirrels", parody of "Complicated".
Your Worst Nightmare - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
You just took my idea and ran off with it. I wouldn't have minded so much if you just gave me credit for inspiration. http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/avrillavigne208.shtml
Claude Prez - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't mind Your Worst Nightmare; he's clearly nuts. Good parody.
Your Worst Nightmare - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
"he's clearly nuts" Wait...was that a subtle pun?
PennyPyro - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thats the same name as a parody of the same song by ApologetiX.
CaptHayfever - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Fear the squirrelly wrath! Nice.

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