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Song Parodies -> "Takvi kao ti,Bernarde"

Original Song Title:

"Takvi kao ti"

Original Performer:

Nina Badrić

Parody Song Title:

"Takvi kao ti,Bernarde"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

Just a story about a Croatian celebrity who divorced her husband,which context I put into her one and only hit(no matter what you hear)
Nina:
Uuuuh-uhh-uh-uh

Ja poznam takve kao ti
Išla sam se za tebe udati
Jer ipak sam imala 29 godina

Ali ispao si debil
Šta ti mogu,sam si kriv
A ja ipak nisam tako fina

Baš takvog sam se ja riješila
Hu-uh
I samo njega okrivila
I nimalo neću žaliti
Hhhhh
Ako ćeš zbog mene plakati

I
Prokleto je
Sve što je od tebe
Ja te mrzim,Bernarde
Zato gubi se,odi izgubi se negdje
Jer takve kao ti
Ja prožvačem za tren
I u trenu ispljunem


Meni je majka pričala
"Čuvaj se Nina,Bernarda
Jer takvi znaju šarat najbolje
Uvijek uglađen i fin
Ali zaparavo pravi kurvin sin
Jer mama je prava glupača"

Baš takvog sam ja se riješila
He-ej
I završila u svim tabloidima
I nimalo neću žaliti
Grrrr
Ako ću tvoje ime blatiti

Hej
Prokleto je
Sve što je od tebe
Ja te mrzim,Bernarde
Zato gubi se,odi izgubi se negdje
Jer takve kao ti
Ja prožvačem za tren
I u trenu ispljunem


Bernard:
Ni-na vo-lim te
Ni-na vra-ti se

To je bi-la greška
Bu-di o-pet mo-ja žen-ska


Nina:
(2x)
Prokleto je
Sve što je od tebe
Ja te mrzim,Bernarde
Zato gubi se,odi izgubi se negdje
Jer takve kao ti
Ja prožvačem za tren
I u trenu ispljunem

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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 2   1
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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   2
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Kristof Robertson - August 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Um....I don't think we have many (if any) Croatian speakers on this site, Flash. Which kind of makes posting this parody a bit of a waste of time...sorry!
Chance Gollnick - August 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Croatian speaker say what?
Christie Marie M - August 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Heard the song for the first time on YouTube. However, while I was listening to it, your satire sounded a little familiar to the OS. Also, are you Croatian? I needed to use a translator to translate the lyrics and wow, I found out about Bernard, being such a jerk and idiot and all from what I read in the English translation. I also listen to foreign music, such as Thailand, but I wouldn't parody that. In spite of all those Croatian words in the song, I still liked it. Oh I found out that 'takvi kao ti' means 'such as these'. I went on this website: translation.conveythis.com/Croatian/ by the way.
Old Man Ribber - August 13, 2010 - Report this comment
I bet this is a big hit in Zagreb! How do say 5-5-5 in Croatian? ;D
Flash Flood - August 14, 2010 - Report this comment
I only post Croatian parodies just for my own amusement,but I must be doing something right,'cause I just got two 5's!
Oh,and Old Man Ribber,it's "Pet-pet-pet"!

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