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Song Parodies -> "Old Witch Bakery"

Original Song Title:

"Bare Grace Misery"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nightwish

Parody Song Title:

"Old Witch Bakery"

Parody Written by:

Deer Hobos

The Lyrics

I'm thinking Hansel and Gretel, you know?
Sweet kids, come in
Come meet the dark sides of you
This cake is sin
Don't you tell mom and dad

Cinnamon bread
For your unashamed appetite
A sugar high
I'm the new criminal

It's just like candyland
Luring children into fairytales with sweets
But there's a dark side
A little old witch waiting by the stove

The smells are enticing
(Old witch bakery)
Calling the children
(Old witch bakery)
Is it such a crime?
Old witch eating all the kids

Delicious scent
Spoiled children, pie is warm for you
An open door
To the fire in the oven

When done my day
Forget if you think I feel ashamed
The way I live
Better than teaching in preschool

The smells are enticing
(Old witch bakery)
Calling the children
(Old witch bakery)
Is it such a crime?
Old witch eating all the kids

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thelastaurora - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
so damn funny. i love nightwish, but the songs are hard to parody, like sleeping sun

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