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Song Parodies -> "Wish I Had A Session"

Original Song Title:

"Wish I Had An Angel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nightwish

Parody Song Title:

"Wish I Had A Session"

Parody Written by:

Deleter

The Lyrics

Session is a Fidonet mail transfer session.Roy Witt is an American Fidonet flamer (arguer)V90 is one of the fastest modem protocol, for digital line at server side, supports up to 56000 baud.
Echo is a Fidonet newsgroup-like thing.
Written on 2004-08-26.
I wish I had a session
For one Mbyte of mail
I wish I had a session tonight

Deep into a dying day
I took a step outside an off-line life
Prepare to hate me connect when I may
This night will hurt you like never before

Echoes they die hard
Old links they die harder

I wish I had a session
For one Mbyte of mail
I wish I had a session
Yeah, at V90 undone
I'm in love with my lust
Burning reallife to dust
I wish I had a session tonight

I'm going up so frail 'n cruel
Modem works and changes all the rules

Echoes they die hard
Old links they die harder

I wish I had a session
For one Mbyte of mail
I wish I had a session
Yeah, at V90 undone
I'm in love with my lust
Burning reallife to dust
I wish I had a session tonight

Greatest thrill
Not to kill
But to have the prize of the night
I connect
Wannabe friend
13th disciple who hanged up me for nothing!

Last file, Roy Witt*
Your byte, my bit
Flaming always comes with dark thoughts

I wish I had a session
For one Mbyte of mail
I wish I had a session
Yeah, at V90 undone
I'm in love with my lust
Burning reallife to dust
I wish I had a session tonight

I wish I had a session
I wish I had a session
I wish I had a session
I wish I had a session

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Tibby - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Not only stupid, but also boring. U can look 4 something else 2 do, or can't u? Make us a favor, NEVER, EVER try to change the lyrics in such a precious song! Nightwish simly rox, with or without Tarja I will always love them!
Roy Witt - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Wanking whiners shouldn't attempt to stupidly go where everybody is smarter than they are.

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