-> "Don't Stay In There"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Break My Heart"
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Stay In There"
The Lyrics
Have you ever known
What gives Grandma wind?
Have you ever cringed when she decided
To eat Pork rind?
You got to get outside now
While you still have the chance
Please don't stay in there
Otherwise you will die
Have you ever known
What gives Grandma wind?
Have you ever cringed when she decided
To eat Pork rind?
You got to get outside now
While you still have the chance
Please don't stay in there
Otherwise you will die
Even if you fail
To escape in time
But somehow live
You won't when Grandma
Eats those curried eggs
And those baked beans, oh hell please no
Have you ever known
What gives Grandma wind
Have you ever cringed when she decided
To eat Pork rind?
You got to get outside now
While you still have the chance
Please don't stay in there
Otherwise you will die
Have you ever known
What gives Grandma wind?
Have you ever cringed when she decided
To eat Pork rind?
You got to get outside now
While you still have the chance
Please don't stay in there
Otherwise you will die
You gotta run before
Grandma opens up
Her bowels anytime
Beginning from now
Never hesitate
Cause she's eating some sausage, right now
Cause she's eating some sausage, right now
Please, don't stay in there
Otherwise you will die
Have you ever cringed when she decided
To eat pork rind?
You got to get outside now
While you still have the chance
Please don't stay in there
Otherwise you will die
Have you ever known
What gives Grandma wind?
Have you ever cringed when she decided
To eat Pork rind?
You got to get outside now
While you still have the chance
Please don't stay in there
Otherwise you will die
Don't stay in there
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