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Song Parodies -> "Don't Stay In There"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Break My Heart"

Original Performer:

Nicola

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Stay In There"

Parody Written by:

Debra

The Lyrics

This is a parody of Romania's song in the Eurovision Song Contest 2003. A few years back there was a movie (not sure what the name was) on TV that featured a Grandma with a bit of a problem...
Have you ever known
What gives Grandma wind?
Have you ever cringed when she decided
To eat Pork rind?

You got to get outside now
While you still have the chance
Please don't stay in there
Otherwise you will die

Have you ever known
What gives Grandma wind?
Have you ever cringed when she decided
To eat Pork rind?

You got to get outside now
While you still have the chance
Please don't stay in there
Otherwise you will die

Even if you fail
To escape in time
But somehow live
You won't when Grandma
Eats those curried eggs
And those baked beans, oh hell please no

Have you ever known
What gives Grandma wind
Have you ever cringed when she decided
To eat Pork rind?

You got to get outside now
While you still have the chance
Please don't stay in there
Otherwise you will die

Have you ever known
What gives Grandma wind?
Have you ever cringed when she decided
To eat Pork rind?

You got to get outside now
While you still have the chance
Please don't stay in there
Otherwise you will die

You gotta run before
Grandma opens up
Her bowels anytime
Beginning from now
Never hesitate
Cause she's eating some sausage, right now
Cause she's eating some sausage, right now

Please, don't stay in there
Otherwise you will die

Have you ever cringed when she decided
To eat pork rind?

You got to get outside now
While you still have the chance
Please don't stay in there
Otherwise you will die
Have you ever known
What gives Grandma wind?
Have you ever cringed when she decided
To eat Pork rind?

You got to get outside now
While you still have the chance
Please don't stay in there
Otherwise you will die
Don't stay in there

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Jessica - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
***I'M SORRY, I DON"T REALLY LIKE THIS ONE. IT IS TOO REPETITIVE, I LIKE "I CAN'T STOP THE EATING" SONG BETTER***
Debra - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Have you actually listened to the original song? It is very repetitive. The chorus gets repeated twice about 3 or 4 times.

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