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Song Parodies -> "The Drunken Tattoo"

Original Song Title:

"How You Remind Me"

Original Performer:

Nickleback

Parody Song Title:

"The Drunken Tattoo"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Part of Dave's daily challenge
Should have done it while I’m sober
A drunken tattoo? Feel like a Genius
I got a Spongebob and a Homer
One’s on my arm, the other on my penis
Cause that is how you designed me

That how you designed me
I now have Simpson nads
That is how you designed me
All these funky doodads

It’s not like me to think clearly
But this takes the cake severely
Last time I’ll be drunken
Cause finally the message sunk in

So I’ve been drunk
I bent down
Not on my bottom
But on my… bottle

I have yellow privets
Scream, “D’Oh! I’m such a dumb*ss!”

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!

It’s not that I don’t like tats
I’ve got some Henna, and some cool tattoos
But to wake up to see that?!
A Simpson with me, Made me scream (Damn near puke!)

Cause that is how you designed me
Homer’s chin is my sack
That is how you designed me
Gave me a heart attack!

It’s not like me to be smart
But to wind up with the dad of young Bart?!
My girlfriend had to giggle
On my back she found a tattooed NICKLE!?!
Drank that beer bong
Got knocked out
Next time I won’t even touch the bottle

Drunken stuff that I dread
Puts me in a cold sweat

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!

Clever planning of roommate Dan
Get me drunk and then become a Demon
And this is how he designed me
This is how he designed me

This is how he designed me
Spongebob, Homer, and Cash?!
That is how he designed me
Awful prank, That big *ss

So friends, Heed my warning
You won’t awake like I this morning
Drop the can! Don’t drink it!
Unless you want Teletubbies inked in

Don’t get drunk!
Don’t pass out!
Or you’ll get a tattooed bottle
Then get joked at in bed
Laugh, “How’s Homer? Your pet?”

Pet, Pet
“How’s Homer, Your pet?”

Pet, Pet
“How’s Homer, Your pet?”

Pet, Pet
“How’s Homer, Your pet?”

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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 2   1
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 3   0
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 4   2
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 5   4
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Kristof Robertson - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Can't give you 5 for pacing, Matty...it went a bit haywire in places: but I also screwed up the pacing when I did this OS, so I know how hard it is. However.....humour-wise, this is an absolute RIOT, peaking with "Homer's chin is my sack"....eeeek! So 455, but I'd give it 465 if I could
Jack Wilson - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
TMGTLTM here, this rules. 5s
stuart mcarthur - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I think one of Angelina's tattoos is of Homer's chin, isn't it - but I'm not saying where - funny write and nice rhythm Matty - 555
Below Average Dave - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
That's absolutely hilarious, I am so glad that we have this new daily challenge thing, brings out the best in creativity on songs people may have been letting go, congrats on this one guy!
Red Ant - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
From memory, this paces well enough for a five. Funny work, Matthias. Loved "Homer’s chin is my sack", but IMHO it may have been better as "Homer's chin's on my sack". I'd draw you some fives, but I ruin stick figures. Fortunately, there's these handy number keys... 555

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