Song Parodies -> Shavin' Me
| Original Song Title: | "Savin' Me" |
| Original Performer: | Nickleback |
| Parody Song Title: | "Shavin' Me" |
| Parody Written by: | Gregory Sweetapple |
This is the story of a man who has never shaved his beard or his hair and now is def and nearly blind.
The drug store won't open up for me,
My long beard is really growin',
Oh, I reach, for you,
Well I'm terrified of this hair,
Its growing so thick sissors won't cut it,
All, I need, is you,
On no I'm trippin'
On this long grown beard,
Which hasen't been ever shaved,
ever shaved,
Show me what its like,
When you have no facial hair,
Teach me how to do it right,
When I finally get that razor,
Shave it for me, Shave it for me,
Its been so long I've forgetter,
Shave it cause I can't hear or see,
The drug store won't open up for me,
With this nasty beard I'm trippin' up,
All I see, is hair,
The bathroom doors are closin,
I'm on the edge of blindness,
And oh, I scream, for you,
Come please I'm blinded,
This hair covers my head,
Hurry I am blinded,
I'm blinded,
Show me what it's like,
When you have no facial hair,
Teach me how to do it right,
When I finally get that razor,
Shave it for me, shave it for me,
It's been so long I've forgotten,
Shave it cause I can't hear or see.
My long beard is really growin',
Oh, I reach, for you,
Well I'm terrified of this hair,
Its growing so thick sissors won't cut it,
All, I need, is you,
On no I'm trippin'
On this long grown beard,
Which hasen't been ever shaved,
ever shaved,
Show me what its like,
When you have no facial hair,
Teach me how to do it right,
When I finally get that razor,
Shave it for me, Shave it for me,
Its been so long I've forgetter,
Shave it cause I can't hear or see,
The drug store won't open up for me,
With this nasty beard I'm trippin' up,
All I see, is hair,
The bathroom doors are closin,
I'm on the edge of blindness,
And oh, I scream, for you,
Come please I'm blinded,
This hair covers my head,
Hurry I am blinded,
I'm blinded,
Show me what it's like,
When you have no facial hair,
Teach me how to do it right,
When I finally get that razor,
Shave it for me, shave it for me,
It's been so long I've forgotten,
Shave it cause I can't hear or see.
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Congrats on taking the same theme as mine, exept yours is better, 555
Hey, clever parody! But uhm...who is NickLEback? I thought it was NickALback. ?? 5 5 5
great paordy facial hair mixed with disabilities is a sure fire hit
THIS IS SO REAL LIKE THE ACTUALLE SONG AND I HAVE HEARD THE REAL SONG AND I THINK THIS IS THE PARODY AUTHOR THAT SHOULD BE DOING EVERY SONG
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