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Song Parodies -> "This Dancing Freak (Taylor's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"What's Left of Me"

Original Performer:

Nick Lachey

Parody Song Title:

"This Dancing Freak (Taylor's Song)"

Parody Written by:

The Piano Minstrel

The Lyrics

Simon Cowell: "It was like a drunken father singing at a wedding"
Watched the votes climb so high, after I was singing
Simon doesn't like me, but the phones are ringing
Even though my hair's already gray, I've found a way that will make me win, yeah

Cuz I dance weird -- and the crowd cheered -- laughing at my silly pose
Must be crazy, Simon hates me -- but I don't care about his blows
I'll keep falling, they'll keep calling -- I've half the voice a winner should be
But you can have -- this dancing freak.

Everyone's got the one, that they think should win it
Chris had to go, some fans went out of their minds
And it's just too bad
Elliott didn't make it so
The fans had to make that Katherine go

Cuz I dance weird -- and the crowd cheered -- laughing at my silly pose
Must be crazy, Simon hates me -- but I don't care about his blows
I'll keep falling, they'll keep calling -- I've half the voice a winner should be
But you can have -- this dancing freak

Call in, text in, know you love me
Give me votes for all my antics
Tell me why you want me to win

If my CD is poor
I'll do ad spots for Ford

Cuz I dance weird -- and the crowd cheered -- laughing at my silly pose
Must be crazy, Simon hates me -- but I don't care about his blows
I'll keep falling, they'll keep calling -- I've half the voice a winner should be
But you can have -- this dancer, yeah yeah, yeah, this dancing freak

I've been dancing around you see
I must be wasting my time
I'm just runnin' in circles on the stage
Will you take this freak? Will you take this freak?
Will you take this dancing freak?
I'm just runnn' in circles on the stage
Will you take this freak? Will you take this freak?
Will you take this dancing freak?
Take this dancing freak

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