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Song Parodies -> "How Long It's Taking"

Original Song Title:

"How You Remind Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nickelback

Parody Song Title:

"How Long It's Taking"

Parody Written by:

B. O'Connor

The Lyrics

This is about everyone's favorite ride at Disney World or any theme park for that matter. ;)
Never really was a wise man.
Just take a look at what I am still doin'.
Tired of standin' here in line man.
I'm sick to hell because this line ain't movin'.
And this is how long it is taking.
This is how long it's taking.
To get on Space Mountain.
This is how long it's taking.
To ride Haunted Mansion.

It's not like I have been waiting.
For twenty minutes and still coutning.
This time it's annoyin'
Because this line just ain't movin'.
And this line's long, this is dumb.
This happened to me all over the World.
These five words in my head
Scream "Are you having fun yet?"

Yet? Yet? Yet? No,no.
Yet? Yet? Yet? No,no.

It's just like I didn't plan that.
It's the one little flaw I didn't foresee.
This is gonna be real bad.
Cause standin' here will definately kill me.
And this is how long it's taking,
To get on Spaceship Earth.
This is how long it's taking
To get on to Test Track.

It's not like I have been waiting,
For twenty minutes and still counting.
This time it's annoyin',
Beacuse this line just ain't movin'.
And I was wrong, I was dumb.
Should have made the smarter de decision.
These five words in my head
Nag, "Where is your Fast Pass?"

Where's, Fast, Pass? Don't know.
Where's, Fast, Pass? Don't know.
Where's, Fast, Pass? Don't know.
Where's, Fast, Pass? Don't know.

Never really was a wise man.
Beacause look at me here standing.
And this is how long it's taking.
This is how long it's taking,
To ride Rock 'N' Roller.
This is how long it's taking,
To get on Dinosaur.

It's not like I have been waiting,
For twenty minutes and still counting.
This line is back breakin'.
God I'm tired of all this waitin'!
And this was wrong, this was dumb.
Been at the bottom of every Kingdom.
These five words in my head
Scream, "Have we gotten there yet?"

Yet? Yet? Have we gotten there yet?
Fast Pass. Where is your fast pass.
Yet? Yet? Are you havin' fun yet?

Come on...

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