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Song Parodies -> "Chafing"

Original Song Title:

"Photograph"

Original Performer:

Nickelback

Parody Song Title:

"Chafing"

Parody Written by:

Jake Ware

The Lyrics

I was listening to the song Photograph for about the millionth time in my life and this started going through my head. Hope you like it.
Look at this huge rash
Every time I move it makes me scratch
Now how did my thighs get so red?
Was it the same thing on Joeys head?

Here is where I screwed up
After a race I didnt shower up
I never knew this could ever come about
Its hard to take off like the bathroom grout

I didnt dry off at the pool
Cause every time I had other things to do
Medical records say Ive had it twice
I mustve had it about a dozen times.

Its lookin like its too late
Holy crap my legs are really chauffed
Im scratchin more than I was back then
If I had cream I'd never scratch again

Oh, oh, oh, oh god…my thighs

Every memory of scratching at my legs more
I have the K-Mart ads all spread out on my bedroom floor
Its hard to heal it, time to relieve it
My thighs, my thighs
Every memory of walking yet Im so sore
I found the photo of the ad that I was looking for
Its hard to heal it, time to relieve it
My thighs, my thighs

my thighs

Remember my itching aid
That blew every dollar that I ever made
The docs said that never worked
They made somebody feel really irked

I used to watch the TV, you know
And look for every ad for cortisone
I said someday Id find out how it feels
To scratch no more and feel relieved

Thats the first time I itched
I was so mad and I was really ticked
I used a new kind of cream since then
I havent itched their since God knows when

Oh, oh, oh, oh god …my thighs

Every memory of scratching at my legs more
I have the K-Mart ads all spread out on my bedroom floor
Its hard to heal it, time to relieve it
My thighs, my thighs
Every memory of walking yet Im so sore
I found the photo of the ad that I was looking for
Its hard to heal it, time to relieve it
My thighs, my thighs

Im itchin now
Ive itched like crazy
I cant erase
I cant relieve it
Im scratchin now
I cant relieve it
Its really chauffed
To hard to relieve it

If I could relive those days
I know that one thing that should really change

(change, change, change)

Every memory of scratching at my legs more
I have the K-Mart ads all spread out on my bedroom floor
Its hard to heal it, time to relieve it
My thighs, my thighs
Every memory of walking yet Im so sore
I found the photo of the ad that I was looking for
Its hard to heal it, time to relieve it
My thighs, my thighs

my thighs

Look at this huge rash
Every time I move it makes me scratch
Every time I move it makes me
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jake addams - April 05, 2007 - Report this comment
omg this is hilarious!
the pryor bros. (jake,adam,jack,anthony,jimmy,johnny, eric, kirt, josh and dan) - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
dude, you should definately record this!!
the pryor bros. (jake,adam,jack,anthony,jimmy,johnny, eric, kirt, josh and dan) - May 16, 2008 - Report this comment
surely, its one of the funniest song parody lyrics weve read. oh, and jake says sorry for calling you Shirley

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