His poor fates cause of Ed and Eddy
Unlike his, their grades are falling
Oh, what else is new

Well he's sick and tired of their failed scams
For him it's hard to just control them (and)
All because of food
Or more like candy (and)

All he needs is peace
From Ed and Eddy (and Eddy)

Weird is what his life
Is and he just can't stand it (and)
His world's gone awry
But don't fret, he'll show them who's boss (so)
Say it for him not as pity
But as a wimp in declining
Say it for good ol' Double D

Never days when they are listening
To philosophies he's saying
With no good excuse

The only girl that with him's in love's Marie
Sarah too but just in her diary (and)
As for Nazz, no clue
If she too likes him (yet)

The world I assume
Never accepts him
Forgets him

Show me what it's like
To hide my head's true presence (all)
With a hat that might
Make others think I look senseless (and)
Say to my friends Ed and Eddy
"Quit making my life so sordid!"
Say that if you were Double D

Or at least Johnny

(Guitar Solo)

They all don't have a clue
How cold his life is (yet)

Let's hope someday soon
He'll get back at them
Until then
He's condemned

To endure to guys
And about ten other kids
Dealing with their plights
Or in Eddy's case, their mischiefs (but)
Someday all this madness will cease
And his pain will fall to pieces
May this day come for Double D
Real soon, I'm hoping

So say it for him, not for Eddy
Who calls him a sockhead each day
Say it all just for Double D

(Piano ending)