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Song Parodies -> "Second Half"

Original Song Title:

"Photograph"

Original Performer:

Nickelback

Parody Song Title:

"Second Half"

Parody Written by:

Ben

The Lyrics

Not long left in the second half
Everyone was completely covered in grass
We won the scrum against the head
But the ball was nearly dead
Then the ball went flying up
They got the ball and try to kick it up
But I charged the ball down before they kicked it out
We had won the ball without a doubt
It was so awesome it was really cool
But I had no idea what to do
Then my team mate gave me some advice
I thought that that was really nice
I wonder if it's too late
Should I pass it or should I go straight
Or should I use my awesome fend
Oh no they've stole it
Nooooooooooo
Oh god I lost it
I don't want to remember that anymore
I can't think of anything but the score
I wish I didn't play it
Didn't play it
That try
That try
Every memory of watching them score
Why did they have to go and beat us by four?
I'm shit
I'm shit
O why
O why

Remember our first crusade
After that we won for the next decade
Before our last game we had a drinking bout
Then our performance went way way down
We started off so very slow
Our best player broke his big toe
We said someday we'd send that team to hell
It'd be good cause then they no how it feels
That would really get them pissed
I really wish that they didn't exist
I hope that they don't beat us again
It plays in my mind over and over again
Ooooooooooo
O god I lost it

I don't want to remember that anymore
I can't think of anything but the score
I wish I didn't play it
Didn't play it
That try
That try
Every memory of watching them score
Why did they have to go and beat us by four?
I'm shit
I'm shit
O why
O why

They crossed the line
Thought they were aces
Our crappy chasers
Were put through there paces
Gona smash them now
We're gona beat them
They're gona pay
I'm not gona repeat it

If I could replay that game
I no the one thing that I would change
Every memory of watching them score
And them beating us by four?
It was shit
It was shit
That try
That try

Every memory of watching them score
And them beating us by four
It was shit
It was shit
That try
That try

And that's what happened in the second half
When I sing this song I feel real bad
When I sing this song I feel bad

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