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Song Parodies -> "A Constipated Song"

Original Song Title:

"Someday"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nickelback

Parody Song Title:

"A Constipated Song"

Parody Written by:

Sean Lee (non-asian)

The Lyrics

Song #10, YEH!!!!!!This is one from a while ago, it sucks pretty bad lol! this song came on the radio on the bus one day, and a kid was imitating Nickelbacks voice, thats when I thaught that Nickelback sounds like he's takin a crap, so I wrote this.
How the hell did I wind up like this
How was it able
For just a plate full of fish
To make my stomach unstable

I sit here and clench my fists
And scrunchin up my face
Uncontrolably got the Sh*ts
I'm stinkin up the place

(Chorus)
The smells raw
The smells strong and
You know that the fumes could kill

Some way, My bowels
Have made a gerastic turn around right now
I am as red-faced as sin
(Man! this is one heck of a crap!)
Some way, My bowels
Have made a gerastic turn around right now
I am as sweaty as sin

Well I hope that I wont sit here all day
And I wont end up praying
To have some relief persay
In pain from all this straining
I should make the best out of this
Maybe read a paper-back novel
Be hard getting up from here
My butt sure is gonna be sore

The smells raw
The smells strong and
You know that the fumes could kill

Some way, My bowels
Have made a gerastic turn around right now
I am as red-faced as sin
(Man! this is one heck of a crap!)
Some way, My bowels
Have made a gerastic turn around right now
I am as sweaty as sin

(solo)

What the hell, am I stuck here like this
I dont think Im able
To get up and be dimissed
And go watch some cable
I'lll now keep Pepto for such an occasion as this
And next to the pot, keep a paper-back novel
You know, bein constipated sure is the pitts
Sit and wait for two hours or more

I sit long
And sit long and
Pushing, like Im giving birth and

Some way, my bowels
Just make these gerastic turn arounds right now
I am as sweaty as sin
(Man! this is one heck of a crap!)
Some way, my bowels
Just make these gerastic turn arounds right now
I am as red-faced as sin
(Man! this is one heck of a crap!)
I am as sweaty as sin
(Man! this is one heck of a crap!)
I am as wore out as sin!!!!!!


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sean - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
i think im gonna stop cleanin out my notebook of old parodies, i cant afford for my score to get any lower lol

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