(v1) I'm so high, I can't see a thing
I'm so high, I can't see a thing
Coz I've been drinking so much beer

(ch) And I went driving without my license and drunk as a drunk man can be
I got pulled over by cops more than once, and that was just on the one street

(v2) Someone told me just not to drink
But I cant help it, I just do not think
I was just born that way, and nothing you do can help me

(ch) And I went driving without my license drunk as a drunk man can be
I got pulled over by cops more than once, and that was just on the one street

(v3) Now that the world is ending, its beer I'm sending to you
It isn't the worlds greatest brewage, and that's why I fear it wont do

(ch) And I blame you for all that has happened, coz you gave me the beer that day
I'll sue you and see you in court, If I don't first get put away

(ch) don't ask me how it's your fault, i haven't got a clue.
but it has to be somebody's fault, so we might as well blame you.

And I'm blaming you
(blaming you)
I'm blaming you
(blaming you)
As I'm driving away, yeaahhh (x3)