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Song Parodies -> "Fat Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Photograph"

Original Performer:

Nickelback

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Guy"

Parody Written by:

BBB

The Lyrics

This is three old fat farmers talking about our old past.Bob, Bill and Buddy
Look at this big fat guy
Everytime he walks he eats a pie
How did he get so fat
Might as well have hit him with a baseball bat.

This is where he grew up
I think the salad diet fixed him up
Everyday he ate a ham
Then he went and switched to lamb.

This is where he went to school
He made their school look like a fool
Soon he got high blood pressure
Now he eats in front of his dresser

He wonders if its too late
Should he go back and try to take away all he ate
He will never be thin
Or be able to fit in a garbage bin

Chorus
Everytime I eat a pie
I think of that big fat guy
Its hard to say
Its time to say it
Diet, Diet
Everytime I pass by that school
I think of that big fool

Its hard to say
Its time to say it
Diet, Diet

Remember the old burger joint
Blew every dollar he had at that point
The fast food never helped him out
I never thought he had a doubt

He used to be a big bully
But he never even grew up fully
He said someday he would find out how it feels
To get stuck behind his steering wheel

Bob's the first boy he kissed
He was so nervous that he nearly pissed
He was only ten back then
And then he moved on to Glen

I miss that guy
And his pie
You cant replace the past
Even if life goes too fast
I miss it now
That big fat cow
So hard to keep
That big old freak
If I could relive those days
I would tell him he was wrong with his ways

Look at the big fat guy
He's still chipping at that old pie
What a funny

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 17

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Andreas - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
What a great song! oh my God its so ******* funny. i wish i did this! what song is better then this- none. u all suck if u dont read this song.
Shea - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! a song that doesnt stink or plagirized. BBB is a genious or geniouses. Right now i don't care about spelling but this song should be known as like song of the year. make more songs BBB
Jack - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I have seen some really funny ones out there but this one topped them all. I have heard Photograph a lot and the rythym here was perfect except for one small part. I don't know about song of the year but it definitely should get a pretty good look by the voters. I love the theme and the rhymes are excellent. Definitely make some more BBB.
johan - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I just moved in from France and all the songs they have is i don't like. Note that my english isn't so good. My friend Patrick showed me this website and all the songs did were great. BBB is smart but the name does sound preety wierd. who names it "BBB"?
Agrimorfee - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Huh? I think somebody is "Ff-f-f-f-Foolin!"
Kaleb - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
What an amazing song. BBB you guys should win song of the month and song of the year.
Agrimorfee - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Hah! Somebody is an idiot (ME). I did not look at the artist name at all and thought this was a parody of Def Leppard. (the verses actually work against that song!) I am VERY VERY sorry BBB. You get 555 from me right away (and I will ask if the admins. can erase my previous vote).
Sanjay - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
THIS SONG RULES! MY FAVOUTRITE PART WHEN HE SAYS BOBS THE FIRST GUY HE KISSED PARAGRAPH! I ALSO LIKE THE BURGER JOINT ONE AND THE SWITCHING TO LAMB! I'M GIVING YOU 555
killerdude - April 13, 2008 - Report this comment
that was the best song ever but i miss your songs right some more

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