Song Parodies -> Shaving Me
| Original Song Title: | "Savin' Me" |
| Original Performer: | Nickelback |
| Parody Song Title: | "Shaving Me" |
| Parody Written by: | Joel Martinez |
I can't believe I'm the first (probably the only) person who decided to spoff this song! And another thing, just because one doesn't participate in any sports doesn't mean one can't shave. SO SHAVE ALREADY AND STOP THINKING WHAT THIS PARODY IS SAYING IN WHICH YOU'D EXPECT SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT FOR YOU! THAT'S SICK! Thank you :)
Hairy backs wont trim themselves you know
Cause these knees are just as wooly
Oh! I shave with cream
Well I'm terrified of these hairballs
This iron blade can't cut my hair down
So maybe all this seems
It won't stop growing
And all of this must mean
It won't stop growing
Stop growing
Show me what it's like
To be a naked mole rat
And prune me left to right
There ain't no other barbershop
And slay the hairy ravening beast
That has grown from all over me
Slay it if it's worth shaving me
Not just lice are jumping onto me
It's not my fault I'm that fuzzy
And now they can't be rid
All this armpit hair is more than a llama's
Maybe they'll start calling me Chewbacca
And oh I think they did
Call me a wookie
Cause so much of my hair
Won't quit from growing
From growing
Show me what it's like
To receive austerity
And rid me from these spikes
That covers up all my beauty
And slay it for me living in peace
And please use the scythe behind me
Slay it if it's worth shaving me
It won't stop growing
Since all of this must seem
It won't stop growing
Then all of this must mean
It won't stop growing
Stop growing
Show me what it's like
To be a naked mole rat
And prune me left to right
There ain't no other barbershop
And slay the hairy ravening beast
That has grown from all over me
Slay it if it's worth shaving me
To stop the growing
And slay it for me living in peace
And please use the scythe behind me
Slay it if it's worth shaving me
Cause these knees are just as wooly
Oh! I shave with cream
Well I'm terrified of these hairballs
This iron blade can't cut my hair down
So maybe all this seems
It won't stop growing
And all of this must mean
It won't stop growing
Stop growing
Show me what it's like
To be a naked mole rat
And prune me left to right
There ain't no other barbershop
And slay the hairy ravening beast
That has grown from all over me
Slay it if it's worth shaving me
Not just lice are jumping onto me
It's not my fault I'm that fuzzy
And now they can't be rid
All this armpit hair is more than a llama's
Maybe they'll start calling me Chewbacca
And oh I think they did
Call me a wookie
Cause so much of my hair
Won't quit from growing
From growing
Show me what it's like
To receive austerity
And rid me from these spikes
That covers up all my beauty
And slay it for me living in peace
And please use the scythe behind me
Slay it if it's worth shaving me
It won't stop growing
Since all of this must seem
It won't stop growing
Then all of this must mean
It won't stop growing
Stop growing
Show me what it's like
To be a naked mole rat
And prune me left to right
There ain't no other barbershop
And slay the hairy ravening beast
That has grown from all over me
Slay it if it's worth shaving me
To stop the growing
And slay it for me living in peace
And please use the scythe behind me
Slay it if it's worth shaving me
P.S., NOT ALL LICE ARE SHAMPOO-PROOF! (I love making a big deal of these kind of things)
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First, some constructive criticism: The emphasis of words is off in a several places, most notably "To receive austerity", which doesn't scan at all to "To be the last one standing", even though it is syllable-correct. The line "To be a naked mole rat" (sub for the same lyrics in the verse before) has all syllables correctly emphasized. Working that out and tightening up the rhymes a bit would help quite a bit IMO.
Now, for the good: This was a funny idea and had many really good lines, particularly "To be a naked mole rat", "Prune me left to right", "..use the scythe...", "...wookie", and so on. 354
By the way, if you can figure out how to shave your back yourself, let me know. ;-)
Now, for the good: This was a funny idea and had many really good lines, particularly "To be a naked mole rat", "Prune me left to right", "..use the scythe...", "...wookie", and so on. 354
By the way, if you can figure out how to shave your back yourself, let me know. ;-)
That was so good! And I liked it when you said "Well I'm terrified of these hairballs". That was excellent.
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