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Song Parodies -> "This is How They Are Biting"

Original Song Title:

"This is How You Remind Me (of What I Really Am)"

Original Performer:

Nickelback

Parody Song Title:

"This is How They Are Biting"

Parody Written by:

Lon Brown

The Lyrics

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Never killed 'em off with Windex
I couldn't shave 'em off my scrotum either
Tried to drown 'em in a hot tub
It wouldn't pull them off my little peter

This is how they are biting
All those crabs that I have
This is how they are biting
All those crabs that I have
They're not cute, they're so gory
I didn't see them in the Little Mermaid story
This time I've been bitchin', for having me a crotch I'm itchin'
I've been bit, I said "ow!," used up the medicine in this bottle
These 5 word in my head scream, "are they drawing blood yet?"
yet, yet, yet, oh no--yet, yet, yet, oh no

It's not like I didn't scrub hard
I swore I killed them every time I was through
But they haven't died so far
At this point, I don't know what I will do

This is how they are biting
All those crabs that I have
This is how they are biting
All those crabs that I have
They're not cute, they're so gory
I didn't see them in the Little Mermaid story
This time I've been bitchin', for having me a crotch I'm itchin'
I've been bit, I said, "ow!," used up the medicine in this bottle
These 5 words in my head scream, "are they drawing blood yet?"
yet, yet, yet--oh no, yet, yet, yet, oh no

Never killed 'em off with Windex
I couldn't shave 'em off my scrotum either
This is how they are biting
This is how they are biting
This is how they are biting
All those crabs that I have
This is how they are biting
All those crabs that I have
They're not cute, they're so gory
I didn't see them in the Little Mermaid story
This time I've been bitchin', for having me a crotch I'm itchin'
I've been bit, I said, "ow!," used up the medicine in this bottle
These 5 words in my head scream, "are they drawing blood yet?"
yet, yet, are they drawing blood yet?
yet, yet, are they drawing blood yet?

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Kristof Robertson - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked this alot, Lon. Small tip: when you get an OS that repeats verses and choruses like this one, show your writing prowess by varying them in your parody. People tend to be more impressed than if you just repeat what you've already done...555
Song Title Police - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked the concept of this parody, but the full title of TOS is simply "How You Remind Me."
David Pratter - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Are you sure you mean crabs? Maybe it's a tiny bug like ticks, lice, mosquitoes, gnats, chiggers, or fleas.
Yet Another Dutchman - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good, from your parody song titles, you seem to be a pro. This parody is a great sing-along. It was very funny and well-written too. Kristof Robertson's advice is a sound one.

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