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Song Parodies -> "This is How They Are Biting (All Those Crabs That"

Original Song Title:

"This is How You Remind Me (of What I Already Am)"

Original Performer:

NIckelback

Parody Song Title:

"This is How They Are Biting (All Those Crabs That"

Parody Written by:

Lon Brown (aka Craven Moorehead)

The Lyrics

Be sure to visit my website www.smashingrumpkin.com for other great parody song sound bytes from my CD. Thanks for all your great responses to my other songs on this website! For some reason, the title wouldn't let me finish typing "All Those Crabs That I Have," but I'm sure you'll still get the point! Enjoy and email me back via my website!
never killed 'em off with Windex
I couldn't shave 'em off my scrotum either
tried to drown 'em in a hot tub
it wouldn't pull 'em off my little peter

this is how they are biting, all those crabs that I have
this is how they are biting, all those crabs that I have
they're not cute, they're so gory
I didn't see 'em in The Little Mermaid story
this time I've been bitchin' for having me a crotch I'm itching
I've been bit, I said, "Ow!"
used up the medicine in this bottle
these five words in my head scream, "Are they drawing blood yet?"
yet, yet, yet
oh no
yet, yet, yet
oh no

it's not like I didn't scrub hard
I swore I killed 'em every time I was through
but they haven't died so far
at this point, I don't know what I will do

this is how they are biting, all those crabs that I have
this is how they are biting, all those crabs that I have
they're not cute, they're so gory
I didn't see them in The Little Mermaid story
this time I've been bitchin' for having me a crotch I'm itchin'
I've been bit, I said, "Ow!"
used up the medicine in this bottle
these five word in my head scream, "Are they drawing blood yet?"
yet, yet, yet
oh no
yet, yet, yet
oh no

never killed 'em off with Windex
I couldn't shave 'em off my scrotum either
this is how they are biting
this is how they are biting
this is how they are biting, all those crabs that I have
this is how they are biting ,all those crabs that I have
they're not cute, they're so gory
I didn't see them in The Little Mermaid story
this time I've been bitchin' for havin' me a crotch I'm itchin'
I've been bit, I said, "Ow1"
used up the medicine in this bottle
these five words in my head scream, "Are they drawing blood yet?"
yet, yet
"Are they drawing blood yet?"
yet, yet
"Are they drawing blood yet?"

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Dominic L. - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
That's...interesting
Song Title Police - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
The original song is simply titled "How You Remind Me."
Red Ant - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is played to death, yet I cannot remember how it goes so I can't really vote it. Best crab parody of the day though.
Song Title Deputy - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Not to mention the fact that the phrase "of What I Already Am" never even appears in the original. It's "of what I really am."

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