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Song Parodies -> "Too Crap"

Original Song Title:

"Too Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nickelback

Parody Song Title:

"Too Crap"

Parody Written by:

My name is Kenny

The Lyrics

Every day you see these jerks
Moan their songs on MTV
Another lame grunge wannabe
Lately, seems they're all you see
They're worse than Creed
Are people listening to these hacks?
They play them every hour
This song is so bad, it's so bad

It's too bad, it's so bad
Too lame, too long, crap sooong
This is crap, makes me sad
All the time, hear them whine
This rots, turn it off
Turn it off...

Worthless lyrics, no good lines
They barely even tried
And still it's on from twelve to nine
They're wasting good airtime
But I shouldn't care
In three months we'll all forget these jokes
Think I could live without it
Because it's so bad, it's so bad

It's too bad, it's so bad
Too lame, too long, crap sooong
Nickelback, is such crap
All the time, hear them whine
This rots, turn it off
It's so bad, it's too bad, it's so bad
I'ts too lame, too long, crap sooong
It's too bad that it's crap
All the time, hear them whine
This rots, turn it off
Turn it off...

(boring, sludgy solo here)

Stereo was playing it still
Had to tear it from my car
Listen to them drone again
Asleep on their guitars
Make it stop,
Can't take no more of Nickelback
And now I scream about it
This song makes me mad, it's that bad
It's so bad, it's so bad

It's too bad, it's so bad
Too lame, too long, crap sooong
Yeah, this band is so bad
All the time, hear them whine
This rots, turn it off,
It's so bad, it's too bad, it's so bad
Too lame, too long, crap sooong
Nickelback, needs a smack
All the time, hear them whine
This rots, turn it off

Worthless, Pearl Jam, ripoff...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 2.2
Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 23

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   13
 14
 14
 
 2   3
 2
 0
 
 3   2
 0
 2
 
 4   3
 2
 5
 
 5   2
 5
 2
 

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starry - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
It was SHIT! I love nickelback they're the best ever, i went to see them yesterday in concert and it was the best ever concert id evr been to, other than perhaps the last nickelback concert i went to. You al suck
Mikey Boy - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I like Nikcleback too but I love this song, Only thing is that pacings WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY off.255
Billy Boyd - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Just found this one. Not crazy about a lot of Nickelback songs, but 'Too Bad' is one I really like, so I don't agree with you on that score...however, you got a bad deal from most people on the pacing, I listened to the song while I read this and it was near perfect. How Funny and Overall is pretty much open, but I think people should at least give a fair grade to pacing, when it deserves it.
lewis - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
that was crap i love nickelback ther my fav band ever your song makes no sence!!!

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