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Song Parodies -> "Cataract"

Original Song Title:

"How You Remind Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nickelback

Parody Song Title:

"Cataract"

Parody Written by:

YouKnowItsJoe

The Lyrics

Not even an old man,
It's caused by lumps of protein,
They gather on my eye lens,
Now I'm loosing focus in my seeing

And this is how you blind me,
This is how you blind me cause your my cataracts
This is how you blind me cause your my cataracts

My sights gone quite cloudy, colours fade and bright lights hurt me
They start to affect me I'm gonna go for a Tonometry
I've been robbed, I'm let down, fed up of visits from my doctor
These just one thing for me , Extracapsular surgery!

Yes, Yes Yes Long Gone
Yes, Yes Yes, Long Gone

Don't have diabetes
I never drink or stare at the sun
I even quit smoking (smoking)
Cause I heard that that caused it too

And this is how you blind me cause your my cataracts
This is how you blind me cause your my cataracts

Now I cant read stories , watch tv or drive to the movies
Im stuck here, its attatched , sitting here wearing a dumb eye patch
It's gone wrong, Its come back, Now I'm left with secondary cataract
Take dialuted exams, these drops aint working yet!!!
Yet, Yet Yet Oh No , Yet, Yet Yet Oh No, Yet, Yet Yet Oh No Yet, Yet Yet Oh No

Don't think I like it
A relief that I can't feel it

And this is how you blind me
This is how you blind me
This is how you blind me cause your my cataracts
This is how you blind me cause your my cataracts

Why do these taunght me , I havent even reached 40
No I'm not mistaken my prescripted contacts changing
Light cant reach, retina, which is why everything gone white now
Luckily it can't spread, otherwise I'd be blind now
Yes, Yes (Oh I can't see yet)
Yes, Yes (Oh I can't see yet)
Yes Yes (Oh I Can't see yet) - *I'm going blind*
Yes Yes - *I'm going blind*
Ohh Ohhhh!!!

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