Never knew it would be so soon.
Christmas time is just around the corner.
Watching movies about ole' Scrooge,
Eatin' food and I know it'll get better
Now we should decorate the tree.
This is how we celebrate
Christmas on this holiday.
This is how we celebrate,
Christmas on this holiday.

It's not like you to decorate trees,
Or telling your kids some dumb Christmas stories.
It's not my problem here,
To see you laughing with some Christmassy cheer.
Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way,
In a one-horse open sleigh.
It Christmas time in my heart,
And now I'm starting to say.

Ho-ho, ho-ho
Ho-ho, oh no.
Ho-ho, ho-ho,
Ho-ho, oh no.

It's not like Santa really exists.
He is a tale,
That we tell our children.
Put our brats into their warm beds.
Drink some eggnog,
And have merry sex with our women.
This is how we celebrate,
Christmas on this holiday.
This is how we celebrate,
Christmas on this holiday.

It's not like you,
To eat cookies.
Talking like reindeer are real,
Like you and me.
This day we're supposed to be lazy.
I think you are turning crazy.
We Wish You,
Merry Chrsitmas,
And even a Happy New Year.
It's the songs in my head,
Sing "Rest Ye Merry GentleMen".

Ho-ho, ho-ho,
Ho-ho, oh no.
Ho-ho, ho-ho,
Ho-ho, oh no.
Ho-ho, ho-ho,
Ho-ho, oh no.
Ho-ho, ho-ho,
Ho-ho, oh no.

Can't celebrate about a fat man.
Who's dressed in red, and has a snow white long beard.
This is how we celebrate.
This is how we celebrate.
This is how we celebrate,
Christma on this holiday.
This is how we celebrate,
Christmas on this holiday.

I wish you would stop singing.
All this joy is getting really annoying.
Someday I'll starting crying,
Wish that Snata would just start dying.
He is old,
So am I.
I think that he'll live after when I die.
It's his words in his laugh,
That makes me shiver and that's,

Ho-ho, ho-ho,
(His stinking songs are so dumb)
Ho-ho, ho-ho,
(His stinking songs are so dumb)
Ho-ho, oh no.