Never made it as a thin man
couldn't cut it as a moderately large one
tired of living as a fat man
sick of eatting without a sense of hunger

And this is how you caught me eatting a roasted ham
this is how you caught me eatting a roasted ham

It's not like you to be hungry, around three in the morning
this time I'm mistaken for sneaking that piece of bacon
and I've been wrong, I've been down to the bottom of every lard can
it's those words in my head scream "why aren't you eatting yet?"

yeah, yeah, yeah, uh oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh oh

it's not likeI couldn't put it back
I wasn't hungry and I swear I'm still not
it didn't taste so bad
but smelling my breath must have damn near killed you

this is how you caught me eatting a roasted ham
this is how you caught me eatting a roasted ham

it's not like you to be hungry, around three in the morning
this time I'm mistaken for sneaking that piece of bacon
and I've been wrong I've been down to the bottom of every lard can
it's those words in my head scream "why aren't you eatting yet?"

never made it as a thin man
couldn't cut it as a moderately large one

this is how you caught me
this is how you caught me eatting a roasted ham

it's not like you to be hungry, around three in the morning
this time I'm mistaken for sneaking that piece of bacon
and I've been wrong I've been down to the bottom of every lard can
it's those words in my head scream "why aren't you eatting yet?"
oh no