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Song Parodies -> "Hey Jonas"

Original Song Title:

"Blue-Eyed Brunette"

Original Performer:

Nickasaur!

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Jonas"

Parody Written by:

Alex Dow

The Lyrics

The song says it all:)
Hey Jonas
I stock you
Where you wanna go?
Oh hey me too!
Open up
Your front door
I wanna take lots of pics
And more
Spread naked
On your floor
I’m not usually
Into to tours
So let me lick
Your big mattress
It’s cause your rich
If you sleep with me you’ll get STD’s
There’s no borders
Who cares about the restraining order


You wear skinny jeans and t-shirts
And got a real cute smerk
Whenever I call you’re always at work
Cause I’m investigating
At your place
That you really could use some personal space
But I don’t like that so I’m in your face
Under your bed is my proper place
I hope you discover that I’m not so unique
And not that big of a freak

Nick Jonas
I stock you
Where you wanna go?
Oh hey me too!
Open up
Your front door
I wanna my smell your feet
Hardcore
Spread naked
On your floor
I’ve bought everything
On your online store
So let me lick
Your back yards sticks
It’s cause your rich
If you sleep with me you’ll get STD’s
There’s no borders
Who cares about the restraining order

I like to stock your website, at 3 in the morning
And smell your socks while I bathe in a bath
As I was rolling in your front yard you saw me
Decided to call my big mean mommy
I ran up to your door flashed you one boob, two
Then I roared
To show my third one too

Then I started to drool
Cause I’m your stocker…

Jo Jonas
I stock you
Where you wanna go?
Oh hey me too!
Open up
Your front door
I wanna take lots of pics
And more
Spread naked
On your floor
In your presence
I feel poor
So let me lick
Your new sidekick
It’s cause your rich
If you sleep with me you’ll get STD’s
There’s no borders
Who cares about the restraining order

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