-> "Dear, President Bush"
Original Song Title:
"All Downhill From Here"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dear, President Bush"
Parody Written by:
Bobert funnyman
The Lyrics
::Verse One::
He was hiding something
in a bomb plant in Iraq,
All he did was lie to us
so we planned our attack.
::Pre Chorus One::
And so we sent them,
British and Austrailians,
we wouldn't stop until we blew his head apart.
Now his friends are,
starting up rebellions,
I say we cut the crap and put this to an end.
::Chorus One::
President,
Send the nukes, the atom bombs.
Hussein is in captivity,
to spare him would be wrong.
And Saddam won't be here next year.
He's a jerk, that's perfectly clear.
::Verse Two::
Our good intentions now,
have turned into a mess.
Forget Iraqi juries,
torture will make him confess.
::Pre Chorus Two::
Let's build a wall 'round,
the entire country.
The innocents can form a country on their own.
Take the weapons,
finish off his buddies.
Take out the enemy and leave the rest alone.
::Chorus Two::
President,
Democrats are getting mad.
He killed so many people,
put, a bullet in his head.
And Saddam won't be here next year.
Injections, should help make things clear.
::"Verse" Three::
How can you sit there watching all he's said?
You're aware of all the things he did.
How can you let him live and dissapoint your dad?
::Pre Chorus Three::
There's not much time,
you don't have for forever.
Your final chance just could be coming very near.
If John Kerry,
beats you in November,
He'll set him free, give him a sponge bath, and a beer.
::Chorus Three::
President,
Kill him while he's on our ground.
We all know he's a criminal,
We don't want him around.
And Saddam won't be here next year.
And then there'll be nothing to fear.
LET'S TAKE THIS TERRORIST DOWN!
Take his butt down,
take his butt down.
We all know he's a criminal,
We don't want him around.
And Saddam won't be here next year.
We're the hunter, he's just a deer.
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