Song Parodies -> Dear, President Bush
| Original Song Title: | "All Downhill From Here" |
| Original Performer: | New Found Glory |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dear, President Bush" |
| Parody Written by: | Bobert funnyman |
Well this is only my second parody but i think I'm getting better. I know this is better than my "Numb" parody. All I can say about this song is GO BUSH!
::Verse One::
He was hiding something
in a bomb plant in Iraq,
All he did was lie to us
so we planned our attack.
::Pre Chorus One::
And so we sent them,
British and Austrailians,
we wouldn't stop until we blew his head apart.
Now his friends are,
starting up rebellions,
I say we cut the crap and put this to an end.
::Chorus One::
President,
Send the nukes, the atom bombs.
Hussein is in captivity,
to spare him would be wrong.
And Saddam won't be here next year.
He's a jerk, that's perfectly clear.
::Verse Two::
Our good intentions now,
have turned into a mess.
Forget Iraqi juries,
torture will make him confess.
::Pre Chorus Two::
Let's build a wall 'round,
the entire country.
The innocents can form a country on their own.
Take the weapons,
finish off his buddies.
Take out the enemy and leave the rest alone.
::Chorus Two::
President,
Democrats are getting mad.
He killed so many people,
put, a bullet in his head.
And Saddam won't be here next year.
Injections, should help make things clear.
::"Verse" Three::
How can you sit there watching all he's said?
You're aware of all the things he did.
How can you let him live and dissapoint your dad?
::Pre Chorus Three::
There's not much time,
you don't have for forever.
Your final chance just could be coming very near.
If John Kerry,
beats you in November,
He'll set him free, give him a sponge bath, and a beer.
::Chorus Three::
President,
Kill him while he's on our ground.
We all know he's a criminal,
We don't want him around.
And Saddam won't be here next year.
And then there'll be nothing to fear.
LET'S TAKE THIS TERRORIST DOWN!
Take his butt down,
take his butt down.
We all know he's a criminal,
We don't want him around.
And Saddam won't be here next year.
We're the hunter, he's just a deer.
He was hiding something
in a bomb plant in Iraq,
All he did was lie to us
so we planned our attack.
::Pre Chorus One::
And so we sent them,
British and Austrailians,
we wouldn't stop until we blew his head apart.
Now his friends are,
starting up rebellions,
I say we cut the crap and put this to an end.
::Chorus One::
President,
Send the nukes, the atom bombs.
Hussein is in captivity,
to spare him would be wrong.
And Saddam won't be here next year.
He's a jerk, that's perfectly clear.
::Verse Two::
Our good intentions now,
have turned into a mess.
Forget Iraqi juries,
torture will make him confess.
::Pre Chorus Two::
Let's build a wall 'round,
the entire country.
The innocents can form a country on their own.
Take the weapons,
finish off his buddies.
Take out the enemy and leave the rest alone.
::Chorus Two::
President,
Democrats are getting mad.
He killed so many people,
put, a bullet in his head.
And Saddam won't be here next year.
Injections, should help make things clear.
::"Verse" Three::
How can you sit there watching all he's said?
You're aware of all the things he did.
How can you let him live and dissapoint your dad?
::Pre Chorus Three::
There's not much time,
you don't have for forever.
Your final chance just could be coming very near.
If John Kerry,
beats you in November,
He'll set him free, give him a sponge bath, and a beer.
::Chorus Three::
President,
Kill him while he's on our ground.
We all know he's a criminal,
We don't want him around.
And Saddam won't be here next year.
And then there'll be nothing to fear.
LET'S TAKE THIS TERRORIST DOWN!
Take his butt down,
take his butt down.
We all know he's a criminal,
We don't want him around.
And Saddam won't be here next year.
We're the hunter, he's just a deer.
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I liked it, but mostly because you have a good song choice to use. I'm not going to gert political here. I'll leave that for everyone else who reads this.
The idea is good but it was only good the first 10 times someone tried to use a song to say how much they dislike the president. But thats okay because you are probably a liberal hippy dusche(so am I). I guess what im trying to say is that it sucked balls.
i love bush hes awesum. i hate liberals n u kno it kicks ass. screw u pal
this song was ill to the second level bust a cap
i hate bush
Really funny and great...and so true. loved the one u did on linkin park's numb as well. write more, they rock. even if ppl arn't rating your stuff very high, it still is really awesome.
hey guys yes i kno its me AGAIN this is probly the last message ill put on here but, if anyone wants to chat with me that reads any of my parodies my AOL instant messenger is RAPHP622 ttyl guys im out
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